Dwight Logan

A Jewish man married a Catholic. Every night they agreed to say their prayers. They call it "their ovymaria" time."

Don't smoke in bed because if you do the ashes on the floor might be your own.

A blonde went to the beauty parlor wearing earphones and told the hairdresser not to take them off because she wore them 24/7. Sjhe fell asleep and they were in the way of doing her hair. She took them off and the blonde fell on the foor. The EMTs asked if they know what happened. An EMT put the earphone to her ear and heard "breath in, breath in etc.

When I graduated from Rutgers Law School my father wanted to know the most useful thing I had learned. I told him that I did not have to sit in a chair facing the corner.

Recently I saw a politician who would never lie again. I was at his funeral.

One of the most difficut jobs ever was wheeling West Virginia.

Advice: politicians should remember that they won the e******n by majority v**e. Therefore about half of the v**ers v**ed against them. Once elected tthey were elected to represent their constituents not to enact laws that help tphemselves only. I have v**ed in every federal e******n starting with Ike.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Liked the one about the politician

Agree with the advice

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

My favorite is #2, smoking in bed. Good post. Brightened my day.

bggamers Loc: georgia

all good thanks for the laugh

Mike Easterday

Politicians are Nothing but diapers and should be changed every hour.

Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

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One of the most difficut jobs ever was wheeling West Virginia.

" " " difficult " " " West Virginia on the Ohio river.