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Oct 25, 2019 10:09:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"

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Oct 25, 2019 10:18:53   #
PeterS
 
slatten49 wrote:
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the firs... (show quote)

HA, that was exactly my experience! Lost 10 pounds...

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Oct 25, 2019 10:26:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PeterS wrote:
HA, that was exactly my experience! Lost 10 pounds...

It would seem the perfect weight-loss solution.

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Oct 25, 2019 10:31:04   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the firs... (show quote)




Now I'm tempted

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Oct 25, 2019 10:31:23   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
PeterS wrote:
HA, that was exactly my experience! Lost 10 pounds...


Doubly tempted

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Oct 25, 2019 11:35:06   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the firs... (show quote)


Good one Slats thanks for the laughs this AM.

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Oct 25, 2019 12:18:30   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
slatten49 wrote:
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the firs... (show quote)




Oh! My goodness!

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Oct 25, 2019 15:14:37   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.

In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the firs... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2019 15:21:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
maximus wrote:
Oh! My goodness!

Just curious, but isn't your avatar the robot alien from 1951's 'The Day The Earth Stood Still,' starring Michael Rennie I remember being fascinated by that movie as a youngster.

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Oct 26, 2019 05:12:56   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
slatten49 wrote:
Just curious, but isn't your avatar the robot alien from 1951's 'The Day The Earth Stood Still,' starring Michael Rennie I remember being fascinated by that movie as a youngster.




Yes it is. Gort was his name. Patricia Neal was told to say 'Klaatu barada nikto', to Gort.
I loved that movie as a kid and I still watch it every now and again. I think it's one of the classiest sci-fi flicker shows of all time.
A little aside about how times have changed; The script of the movie was changed after Gort put Klaatu on a machine that restored his life. Originally , Klaatu was to say they his people had the power to restore life after death. The producers changed the script and had Klaatu say instead, that his restored life was only temporary, that only the Almighty had the power to restore life. Why? We were largely a nation of Christians in those days.The producers didn't want to offend the God fearing public.
I find that to be an interesting little tidbit, don't you?

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Oct 26, 2019 05:15:41   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
maximus wrote:
Yes it is. Gort was his name. Patricia Neal was told to say 'Klaatu barada nikto', to Gort.
I loved that movie as a kid and I still watch it every now and again. I think it's one of the classiest sci-fi flicker shows of all time.
A little aside about how times have changed; The script of the movie was changed after Gort put Klaatu on a machine that restored his life. Originally , Klaatu was to say they his people had the power to restore life after death. The producers changed the script and had Klaatu say instead, that his restored life was only temporary, that only the Almighty had the power to restore life. Why? We were largely a nation of Christians in those days.The producers didn't want to offend the God fearing public.
I find that to be an interesting little tidbit, don't you?
Yes it is. Gort was his name. Patricia Neal was to... (show quote)


I think that's a great tidbit....

Will watch the movie again...

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Oct 26, 2019 07:34:00   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
Good belly-laugh,Slat...making me hungry.

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Oct 26, 2019 08:05:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
billy a wrote:
Good belly-laugh,Slat...making me hungry.

Billy: "Hungry for what "

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Oct 26, 2019 08:11:46   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
slatten49 wrote:
Billy: "Hungry for what "


Ahem...I,Sir,am a Christian man...
Pass the syrup,please.

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Oct 26, 2019 08:20:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
billy a wrote:
Ahem...I, Sir, am a Christian man...
Pass the syrup, please.

I can understand Christian men getting "hungry".

Waffles or pancakes

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