"How has this bastard not been impeached yet!" said Richard Nixon from hell: HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person to call for...

PeterS

HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person to call for Donald J. Trump’s impeachment on Monday, holding an extraordinary press conference in Hell to do so.

“I see the news every day and I shake my head,” Nixon said, the infernal flames of Hades licking his jowls. “How has this bastard not been impeached yet?”

The former President said that the Watergate scandal, which led to his resignation from office, was “like jaywalking” compared to Trump’s interactions with a foreign government.

“I’ll admit that my subversion of democracy wasn’t ideal, but this Ukrainian business is some next-level s**t,” Nixon said.

Though clearly aggrieved that Trump has thus far received more favorable treatment from Congress than he did, he showed some grudging admiration for the current occupant of the White House. “If he’s not impeached, he’s the luckiest bastard in the world, and I’ll tell him that when he gets down here,” Nixon said.

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Liberty Tree

PeterS wrote:

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When you see Nixon you can tell him how sorry you are for the way he was treated.

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Liberty Tree wrote:

When you see Nixon you can tell him how sorry you are for the way he was treated.

Can’t come soon enough.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

PeterS wrote:

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Tell Nixon we will see him there

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

PeterS wrote:

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Dumb does get dumber...good job.

plainlogic

PeterS wrote:

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Pete you are delusional! Holding a press conference in hell. Another Schiff comic..

Ricktloml

JFlorio wrote:

Can’t come soon enough.

The answer to the question is easy enough. President Trump hasn't done anything impeachable. A better question is why is the Democrat/socialist Party trying any and every lie they can think of to overturn an e******n and unseat a duly elected president.

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Ricktloml wrote:

The answer to the question is easy enough. President Trump hasn't done anything impeachable. A better question is why is the Democrat/socialist Party trying any and every lie they can think of to overturn an e******n and unseat a duly elected president.

Of course he hasn’t. The Dems must not believe all the polls they site. Just about every poll shows almost half the Democrats in the debates beating Trump head to head. So why so worried? Because they know it’s all BS.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Ricktloml wrote:

The answer to the question is easy enough. President Trump hasn't done anything impeachable. A better question is why is the Democrat/socialist Party trying any and every lie they can think of to overturn an e******n and unseat a duly elected president.

Because they know he will win again in 2020!!!! And they are terrified!!!.

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

PeterS wrote:

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Stop trying to play God, Pete.

EconomistDon

PeterS wrote:

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F*****t Pete, I'm not surprised to see such nonsense from you. You are right that Nixon was impeached for less than recent criminal acts. But it is Hillary's criminal acts that went far beyond anything Nixon did. Hillary was guilty of four felonies and she skated. Trump is guilty of nothing beyond winning an e******n in 2016 over corrupt Hillary.

Get over it F*****t Pete, your Trump Derangement Syndrome is making you say and do bad things.

karpenter Loc: Headin' Fer Da Hills !!

Satire from The Borowitz Report

Elite Manhattan Jew Satire Is Soo Funny
I'm Still On The Floor

rk

You made my day as I wake up laughing
with your response to the Demo Devil.

Hug

PeterS wrote:

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I heard a poll quoted on the radio yesterday that 10% of the Democrats who did not v**e for Trump the first time will v**e for him this time. If that is true, Pete, you are in trouble.

Big Kahuna

Ricktloml wrote:

The answer to the question is easy enough. President Trump hasn't done anything impeachable. A better question is why is the Democrat/socialist Party trying any and every lie they can think of to overturn an e******n and unseat a duly elected president.

The answer to that last question is because Bathhouse Barry Ovommit and Hitlery Rotten Clinton with their corrupt intelligence agencies are still seething after their corrupt gal, Hitlery, got her butt handed to her and can't implement their g*******t, anti-Christian , anti-American agenda.