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Oct 22, 2019 11:58:20   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."

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Oct 22, 2019 12:00:42   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)



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Oct 22, 2019 12:04:12   #
teabag09
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)


Right on about Virginia and N Carolina. Mike

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Oct 22, 2019 12:07:59   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)


Very good there Don thanks for the laughs but it is true.

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Oct 23, 2019 06:39:33   #
Tug484
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)



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Oct 23, 2019 06:59:31   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)


C'mon,Don, Florida deserves a spot on this list!
....He'd be the quiet guy down the road...friendly,good kids,but you KNEW not to cross certain boundaries.

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Oct 23, 2019 16:22:34   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
You forgot that he also needs to have a supply of water stored also.

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Oct 24, 2019 01:58:30   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Location Matters

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist.

AND OF COURSE
In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo, because he's a bad shot, ha."
Location Matters br br You may have heard on the ... (show quote)


Good to hear from you again Don and love you list

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