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Oct 8, 2019 10:01:54   #
Rose42
 
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars

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Oct 8, 2019 10:08:21   #
greenmountaineer Loc: Vermont
 
I'll believe this merde de vache when I see it. The lines at the gas pumps will be REALLY long, and the traffic will be backed up for miles. Apparently you CAN make this stuff up.

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Oct 8, 2019 10:14:34   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)


I read this one too... Had a good chuckle...

They should make sure she is wearing a g****r-neutral burka and a sign apologizing for being white as well...

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Oct 8, 2019 10:21:39   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)



Man, the people in New York need to wake up and can the C****es running/wrecking your state!

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Oct 8, 2019 10:29:23   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)




all I can say Rose...

The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its t***h claims." Wikipedia

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Oct 8, 2019 10:38:58   #
Rose42
 
permafrost wrote:
all I can say Rose...

The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its t***h claims." Wikipedia


I didn't think I'd have to point out it was satire....

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Oct 8, 2019 11:06:52   #
bahmer
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)



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Oct 8, 2019 11:25:23   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Rose42 wrote:
I didn't think I'd have to point out it was satire....


You are probably right except for myself!! LOL

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Oct 8, 2019 12:05:11   #
CarryOn
 
Rose42 wrote:
I didn't think I'd have to point out it was satire....



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Oct 8, 2019 14:52:07   #
Rose42
 
permafrost wrote:
You are probably right except for myself!! LOL


Happens to us all.

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Oct 8, 2019 15:01:51   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)


Can we eat a hamburger and drink soda through a plastic straw while we're being lectured?

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Oct 8, 2019 15:50:31   #
Rose42
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Can we eat a hamburger and drink soda through a plastic straw while we're being lectured?


You wouldn't dare!

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Oct 8, 2019 15:54:49   #
bahmer
 
Rose42 wrote:
You wouldn't dare!


Plastic straws are outlawed in California and besides that cow that gave you the beef probably farted as it was being k**led which would contribute to g****l w*****g both of those are no-no's.

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Oct 10, 2019 14:06:54   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful f****l f**ls.

"We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work."

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-force-drivers-to-listen-to-greta-thunberg-lecture-before-filling-up-their-cars
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way throu... (show quote)


Does anyone believe a 16 year old person has acquired all of the knowledge about c*****e c****e, to have the ability to lecture adults about the causes of c*****e c****e? I don't and don't think there are many adults that have researched this topic to any extent. It seems she has listened to someone's lecture and now knows it all.

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Oct 10, 2019 14:16:02   #
Crayons Loc: St Jo, Texas
 
Louie27 wrote:
It seems she has listened to someone's lecture and now knows it all.

like an adams family script?

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