Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

It's true. Anyone can become a whistle blower and, depending on the ambiguity of the information you obtain, you stand to gain financially. The more ambiguous or obscure the information you gather, the greater the fee you will be paid. You could easily receive $150,000 for third hand information. But, if you really want to pad your bank account, go for info that is virtually untraceable, go for fifth or sixth hand information. If it is dirt on president Trump, you are golden.

For instance, if you are standing line at the supermarket, or having dinner in a restaurant, and you overhear a conversation during which someone says, "My girl friend told me her brother's best buddy said he heard a woman at work telling a coworker that her cousin got an email from her uncle in Winchester that said he knew a guy in Canada who heard someone say that she had an amigo in Mexico who found a letter from someone in Seattle addressed to a bar tender in the Bronx who heard a drunk customer say someone told him president Trump showed up for a meeting with the governor of Puerto Rico with gravy on his tie and socks that didn't match.

You can do this on the fly, just make sure you have some way to record what you hear, a smart phone or even a notepad. But, if you want to become a pro and make sure all your "T"s are crossed and "i"s are dotted, get a copy of The Whistleblower's Handbook.

Happy hunting.

Kevyn

Better to have a copy of the whistleblowers handbook than a copy of the Trumpblowers handbook, kept in the breast pocket of his cool aid guzzling cult members. Yours is getting pretty page worn.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

The only things you need are a couple cases of s**t paper and psychotherapy.

woodguru

You are so full of crap...

My brother in law retired from the Air Force and went to work in a base civil service job in plumbing and maintenance. He was replacing a part that cost $49 at their local home improvement store. He saw that the base supply contractor that was a civilian outfit wanted $1100 for the same part. Gary went to his boss and said this is bulls**t, I can go to Home Depot and get the same thing for $50. His boss told him it was a political supply chain thing and just forget it, it wasn't his money. A month later he still had the $1100 receipt and he needed the same part so he went and got it from the store at $49. He went to the base commander (skipping some chain of command) and showed him the two receipts. The base commander fired Gary's boss, and the lucrative base supply contract with the private contractor was severed...

Gary got a check for $4500 for saving the base the money. He pointed out something else a year later that was costing the government a lot of money and got $2500.

I on the other hand was squealing off a military defense contractor for something they were doing that was ripping the government off for hundreds of millions and it didn't go so smoothly, Lol

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

What The Fk does this have to do with anything I posted.

It is a fact that l*****ts have no sense of humor. The only thing that matters to them is their goddamned ideology. They take themselves so seriously that they shut out all the light in the world. It is truly pitiful.

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Is Lemon Bookers illegitimate bro?

Rose42

Reminds me of this -

“My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.“

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

woodguru

What you posted sounded really really dimwitted, what I posted is an actual case of how it works.

Hey, it's the right that is so full of crap you can't tell when they are joking or not, most of the right wing rhetoric is a joke its so far off base.

Rose42

You're not credible. You have a story or "friend" or "relative" for everything. Its beyond ridiculous. Aren't you the guy who said Trump would resign by the weekend? And you don't think you're as full of crap as anyone?

If you have no sense of humor its not the right's fault.

I was in the military and we had to pay $500 for something I could have bought for $40 and that's just one example of many. I never got a check for saving money nor did anyone else I know. Its not as simplistic as you portrayed it to be. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It all depends on who is in the chain.

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Chelsy is Hillary's illegitimate daughter and that ain't no joke!

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Only a dimwit would see that as dimwitted. Satire, Sarcasm, Humor and Comedy are actually a medium for expounding on t***h.

A professional comedian puts it thus: It seems to me t***h and comedy must somehow be intertwined - after all, even the most ridiculous slapstick comedy relies on our understanding of the t***h of the situation in which it occurs. For example, Dr Sheldon Cooper's antisocial behaviour on The Big Bang Theory is funny because we understand the t***h, the reality, of that situation.

The most likely reason l*****ts don't get comedy and jokes is because they and their despicable ideology is a sick joke.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Well done

Crayons Loc: St Jo, Texas

o'homo already wrote the book "whistle blowing reggie love''