The Dead Horse
Sep 24, 2019 16:47:05 #
The Dead Horse
A young man named Ronald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Ronald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Ronald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Ronald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Ronald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Ronald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Ronald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Ronald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Ronald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Ronald later got involved in politics, promoting Democrats.
A young man named Ronald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Ronald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Ronald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Ronald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Ronald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Ronald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Ronald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Ronald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Ronald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Ronald later got involved in politics, promoting Democrats.
Sep 24, 2019 17:08:46 #
Sep 24, 2019 19:09:31 #
Sep 25, 2019 08:23:23 #
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He has something for sale?
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