Wondering: 5:30 this morning I was making a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich. We have two jars of peanut butter on the island bar, one smooth and one crunchy. I get the PB&J...

PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama

5:30 this morning I was making a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich. We have two jars of peanut butter on the island bar, one smooth and one crunchy. I get the PB&J, grab my coffee and go outside. Drop the tailgate on the pick-up sit and watch the sunrise over the hills while I have my breakfast. Got to thinking about the two jars of peanut butter. Both jars the same size with the same label design and colors. Only difference is that the smooth has a red lid and the crunchy has a blue lid. Does someone at Jif have a sense of humor ? Just wondering.

Liberty Tree

PLT Sarge wrote:

5:30 this morning I was making a peanut butter and... (show quote)

The blue one is full of nuts. Enough said.

sisboombaa

Liberty Tree wrote:

The blue one is full of nuts. Enough said.

Yeah. That makes sense. Assuming we are looking for a common sense answer. Most people aren't these days. Especially the democrat party. Since I can't find anything good to say about the democrat party I quit talking about them completely. What a shame as it limits my conversations. Except for this post naturally.

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

sisboombaa wrote:

Yeah. That makes sense. Assuming we are looking for a common sense answer. Most people aren't these days. Especially the democrat party. Since I can't find anything good to say about the democrat party I quit talking about them completely. What a shame as it limits my conversations. Except for this post naturally.

I'll speak for you if that's okay.
Democrats suck!

sisboombaa

bilordinary wrote:

I'll speak for you if that's okay.
Democrats suck!

Of course you may speak for me. You have great phraseology.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Liberty Tree wrote:

The blue one is full of nuts. Enough said.

Both jars are full of nuts. The jar with the red lid has nuts that have been beaten to total submission, while the nuts in the blue jar still have some resemblance to peanuts. If you stop and read the labels you will also find that the beaten into submission peanuts also have more chemicals to keep them from rotting as quickly.

sisboombaa

no propaganda please wrote:

Both jars are full of nuts. The jar with the red lid has nuts that have been beaten to total submission, while the nuts in the blue jar still have some resemblance to peanuts. If you stop and read the labels you will also find that the beaten into submission peanuts also have more chemicals to keep them from rotting as quickly.

There is no fun in getting serious. You're welcome to join us with your lighter side.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

PLT Sarge wrote:

5:30 this morning I was making a peanut butter and... (show quote)

Two jars...Both full of nuts... Something profound is definitely there...Not sure what...

I like to put a dallop of peanut butter on my dog's nose and watch her go berserk trying to lick it off

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Two jars...Both full of nuts... Something profound is definitely there...Not sure what...

I like to put a dallop of peanut butter on my dog's nose and watch her go berserk trying to lick it off

How cruel!, I'll have to try that!

sisboombaa

bilordinary wrote:

How cruel!, I'll have to try that!

Watch out for the cruelty to animal police. Better try it out on your wife/girlfriend first. The worse thing to happen is she will make you lick it off. Who knows, it may be fun and not a waste of peanut butter.

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

sisboombaa wrote:

Watch out for the cruelty to animal police. Better try it out on your wife/girlfriend first. The worse thing to happen is she will make you lick it off. Who knows, it may be fun and not a waste of peanut butter.

They should both be instructed the same way, "no teeth"

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

bilordinary wrote:

They should both be instructed the same way, "no teeth"

Both

sisboombaa

bilordinary wrote:

They should both be instructed the same way, "no teeth"

Not having any teeth I didn't think about that. It's always good to use caution with any action. Good thinking.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

sisboombaa wrote:

Watch out for the cruelty to animal police. Better try it out on your wife/girlfriend first. The worse thing to happen is she will make you lick it off. Who knows, it may be fun and not a waste of peanut butter.

Opens up many possibilities.
If you like-lick peanut butter.
Girlfriend is here, gotta go.

F.D.R.

very astute observation.