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Would You Pay $4,200 to Listen to Michelle Obama Scold You?
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Sep 22, 2019 00:16:47   #
son of witless
 
Tug484 wrote:
Her husband went to a bar.
He decided to spot the ugliest woman and when she started looking good, he knew he was drunk and it was time to go home.
Instead of going home, he asked her to marry him.


If she becomes President, it was a good deal. If not, well hopefully the kids take after Dad.

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Sep 22, 2019 00:22:12   #
Tug484
 
son of witless wrote:
If she becomes President, it was a good deal. If not, well hopefully the kids take after Dad.


Yeah

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Sep 22, 2019 09:07:53   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Tug484 wrote:
Her husband went to a bar.
He decided to spot the ugliest woman and when she started looking good, he knew he was drunk and it was time to go home.
Instead of going home, he asked her to marry him.


No firewater to Squaw Grey Beaver.

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Sep 22, 2019 15:50:07   #
Tug484
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
No firewater to Squaw Grey Beaver.


Nope.

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Sep 22, 2019 15:56:18   #
son of witless
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
No firewater to Squaw Grey Beaver.


Isn't Pelosi supposed to be a big drinker. I guess Warren won't be invited over to her house.

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Sep 22, 2019 16:02:10   #
Tug484
 
son of witless wrote:
Isn't Pelosi supposed to be a big drinker. I guess Warren won't be invited over to her house.


From her bill for liquor when she insisted on a certain plane that didn't have to be refueled to get her to California, I'd say yes.
They said there was a scrubbed video of her getting arrested in Congress for showing up drunk.
I should have said the tax payer bill for liquor.
Not the cheap stuff either.

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Sep 22, 2019 16:32:45   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Tug484 wrote:
From her bill for liquor when she insisted on a certain plane that didn't have to be refueled to get her to California, I'd say yes.
They said there was a scrubbed video of her getting arrested in Congress for showing up drunk.
I should have said the tax payer bill for liquor.
Not the cheap stuff either.


Looks like booze affects Pelosi like LSD affects most people.
And what is she chewing on constantly?
Her cud?

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Sep 22, 2019 16:35:37   #
Tug484
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Looks like booze affects Pelosi like LSD affects most people.
And what is she chewing on constantly?
Her cud?


It probably is her cud.
Don't booze her at the correct time, then you have to do her like a cow.
Poke a hole in her stomach to let the air out.
She might have more sense then.
She wants Lewendowski arrested now.

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Sep 22, 2019 17:01:24   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Tug484 wrote:
It probably is her cud.
Don't booze her at the correct time, then you have to do her like a cow.
Poke a hole in her stomach to let the air out.
She might have more sense then.
She wants Lewendowski arrested now.


Yeah, he passed on her offer in the cloak room.

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Sep 22, 2019 17:04:47   #
Tug484
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Yeah, he passed on her offer in the cloak room.


Lol!

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Sep 22, 2019 19:46:46   #
Carol Kelly
 
elledee wrote:
the ovomits and clintons are perfect examples of what P.T. Barnum said which is as true now as it was back in the day when he said it....there's a sucker born every minute


Obviously.

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