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Sep 14, 2019 13:42:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
gotta have it



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Sep 14, 2019 13:48:31   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta have it


Life is also a s**t sandwich. The more bread you have the less s**t you eat.

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Sep 14, 2019 14:10:54   #
Hug
 
sick!

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Sep 14, 2019 14:36:18   #
Carol Kelly
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
Life is also a s**t sandwich. The more bread you have the less s**t you eat.


Both of you are strangely funny but so true. Thanx for my Saturday break.

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Sep 14, 2019 14:41:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Hug wrote:
sick!

thank you Hug
all replies are appreciated


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Sep 14, 2019 15:49:09   #
Tug484
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta have it


We keep having to choke down a lot of those from listening to political things.

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Sep 14, 2019 16:25:10   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta have it


I just can't believe that Mama lets you post this crap. She doesn't know you do this does she?

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Sep 14, 2019 16:33:21   #
Carol Kelly
 
bahmer wrote:
I just can't believe that Mama lets you post this crap. She doesn't know you do this does she?


Sometimes bad is good.

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Sep 14, 2019 17:26:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I just can't believe that Mama lets you post this crap. She doesn't know you do this does she?


course not
Mama is conventionally nice
she cain't help it if she married a not so nice guy

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Sep 14, 2019 17:30:35   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
course not
Mama is conventionally nice
she cain't help it if she married a not so nice guy


Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. temps will be in high 80's to 90 degrees you might sneak out for awhile if you are good.

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Sep 14, 2019 18:06:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. temps will be in high 80's to 90 degrees you might sneak out for awhile if you are good.


well Larry was goin over his new boat
and discovered the trailer had no spare
of course he was extremely upset
he called the dealership and they told him the spare for the trailer was optional

and that the salesman should have explained that(of course he didn't)
Larry told them he would be out to get the spare put on
and they said they would have to order it

he wants to get the boat in the water and start breaking it in
and now has to wait til spare comes in
can you imagine a dealership being so poorly operated?

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Sep 14, 2019 18:10:23   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
well Larry was goin over his new boat
and discovered the trailer had no spare
of course he was extremely upset
he called the dealership and they told him the spare for the trailer was optional

and that the salesman should have explained that(of course he didn't)
Larry told them he would be out to get the spare put on
and they said they would have to order it

he wants to get the boat in the water and start breaking it in
and now has to wait til spare comes in
can you imagine a dealership being so poorly operated?
well Larry was goin over his new boat br and disco... (show quote)


It does sound rather pathetic I would think that they would have them in stock for just such reasons as this. Plus it would be real good for customer relations if they had them in stock they can't take up that much space.

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Sep 14, 2019 18:16:41   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
well Larry was goin over his new boat
and discovered the trailer had no spare
of course he was extremely upset
he called the dealership and they told him the spare for the trailer was optional

and that the salesman should have explained that(of course he didn't)
Larry told them he would be out to get the spare put on
and they said they would have to order it

he wants to get the boat in the water and start breaking it in
and now has to wait til spare comes in
can you imagine a dealership being so poorly operated?
well Larry was goin over his new boat br and disco... (show quote)


When you first said that Larry had purchased a new boat I was going to ask you if your daughter was having her period. It reminded me of a story of this guy that goes to the sporting good store to get his wife some tampons and the new salesperson tells him he should just go fishing because his weekend is shot because his wife is having her period ends up selling this guy new fishing equipment and a boat and trailer and then a new SUV to to pull it with and the bill is like $80,000.00 when he leaves the store. The manager is really surprised at how this kid did all of that selling. It is a funny story.

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Sep 14, 2019 18:20:26   #
Tug484
 
badbobby wrote:
well Larry was goin over his new boat
and discovered the trailer had no spare
of course he was extremely upset
he called the dealership and they told him the spare for the trailer was optional

and that the salesman should have explained that(of course he didn't)
Larry told them he would be out to get the spare put on
and they said they would have to order it

he wants to get the boat in the water and start breaking it in
and now has to wait til spare comes in
can you imagine a dealership being so poorly operated?
well Larry was goin over his new boat br and disco... (show quote)

I can.
My son ordered a new boat and they had on paper exactly what he wanted.
It finally came in with the wrong color carpet.
They were sure they could convince him to take it.
They finally said they'd knock off a thousand dollars.
He told them you already have the price lowered a thousand on all your new boats.
He made them order another one.
Man that kid is picky about his boats.
I've gone fishing with him and as soon as we get it out of the lake, he finds a car wash.

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Sep 15, 2019 13:24:33   #
Carol Kelly
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
Life is also a s**t sandwich. The more bread you have the less s**t you eat.


I told these to my youngest daughter. When she stopped laughing, she sad “Mama, you’re brilliant”! I had to tell the t***h, y’all did it.

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