Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin
Sep 13, 2019 09:24:06 #
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event "hands down" according to experts.
"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise v**ers to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's r********ns, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."
"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my v**e."
Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general e******n. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.
https://babylonbee.com/news/empty-podium-expected-to-win-democratic-debates-by-wide-margin
"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise v**ers to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's r********ns, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."
"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my v**e."
Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general e******n. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.
https://babylonbee.com/news/empty-podium-expected-to-win-democratic-debates-by-wide-margin
Sep 13, 2019 09:33:50 #
Sep 13, 2019 09:55:55 #
Rose42 wrote:
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set ... (show quote)
I was going to watch this next debate. I thought there would pack them self in their clown car and get a laugh driving off a cliff. But it will probably be me screaming at these i***ts through the TV while they all lie their lovely big lips while asking all the Gompers rejects for their Christmas list that they will deliver the day after the e******n. Being surrounded by them while holding a baseball bat would be like getting free ice cream for the rest of your life and winning the lottery
Sep 13, 2019 10:12:23 #
Sep 13, 2019 11:17:15 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
Rose42 wrote:
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set ... (show quote)
Right on! You got to hand it to those dems, what will they think of next.
Sep 13, 2019 11:52:31 #
Sep 14, 2019 06:54:54 #
Rose42 wrote:
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set ... (show quote)
Can I v**e for the podium 5 or 6 times like most demorats got to do when v****g for Hitlery Rotten Clinton in California??
Sep 14, 2019 11:34:36 #
Rose42 wrote:
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set ... (show quote)
Like the empty chair Clint Eastwood had!! Our president filled that chair and will again! glory to God
Sep 14, 2019 11:35:22 #
Sep 14, 2019 11:45:16 #
Sep 14, 2019 16:07:56 #
Sep 14, 2019 18:27:15 #
byronglimish wrote:
Right on! You got to hand it to those dems, what will they think of next.
Empty heads too.
I didn't hear anything new, they want my money and guns and they want to tell me what to eat and what doctor I'm permitted to see. But I was listening to my record player, it's on all night, teaching me.
Sep 14, 2019 18:31:44 #
Rose42 wrote:
MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set ... (show quote)
Proving an empty chair can beat Trump?
Sep 14, 2019 18:33:52 #
Sep 14, 2019 18:35:33 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Empty heads too.
I didn't hear anything new, they want my money and guns and they want to tell me what to eat and what doctor I'm permitted to see. But I was listening to my record player, it's on all night, teaching me.
I didn't hear anything new, they want my money and guns and they want to tell me what to eat and what doctor I'm permitted to see. But I was listening to my record player, it's on all night, teaching me.
Most of them never cease to amaze, with how fricken dumd they are.
They just talk BULLHARRIS to make noise.
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