Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: i*****l i*********n, hurricane recovery, and alligators attacking people in Florida.

Not me I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!

Think about these:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million i*****l a***ns wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.


Also, think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to speak up!

ImLogicallyRight

Well done. All good solutions.

Seth

DM

Love Maxine....Give her a side office next to Trump and our problems will be over....between the two
of them...neither one cares what anyone else thinks, we could solve all the world problems. You go Maxine
and Trump and KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

debeda

Perfect solutions

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

If all that was wrong was put right the US would field a good se******n, if you support enlightenment and don't want to be a part of the problum by offending someone, !! are you really erasing the start date assuming the world scratches with interest when a provocateur sleeps in through the day and whiles his time away at night in some dungeon causing problums, !!! this is suggesting wherever there is a way out no matter how good it is, there first must have been a wrong way in to begin with.

Big dog

Just proves that some people here have some smarts. I think you’ve solved the problem.

bahmer

Amen and Amen

DM

To whoever: Enlighten me...ASSUMING...(ASS-U-ME) can someone tell me WHO SLEEPS THROUGH
THE DAY? I must be in big time error assuming you mean our President? Then...do you need to be
investigated BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL KNOWING AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE PEOPLE THERE
THAT ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE PRESIDENT OR.....is that just another F**E NEWS AND LIES THAT THE
LIBRAL SIDE wants to keep repeating UNTIL IT BECOMES THE T***H..WHO WAS THAT GUY? ALINSKY....
that means that IF you keep telling a lie it becomes the t***h...THIS IS WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
IS. Anyone brave enough to enlighten me? Or...did I come in too late and this was already discussed
and arrived at the HONEST ANSWER. Someone is in Trump's bedroom to know of his sleeping
habits? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW PLEASE!

debeda

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Great post.