slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

… You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
… You sleep with your eyes wide open.
… You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
… The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
… You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
… You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
… Your eyes stay wide open when you sneeze.
… You chew on other people's fingernails.
… The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
… You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
… You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
… You can jump-start your car without cables.
… You don't sweat, you percolate.
… You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
… You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
… You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
… People get dizzy just watching you.
… Instant coffee takes too long.
… You channel surf faster without a remote.
… You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
… You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
… You short out motion detectors.
… You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
… Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
… You help your dog chase its tail.
… You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
… Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
… You ski uphill.
… You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
… You answer the door before people knock.
… You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Kickaha Loc: Nebraska

Sounds like me.

bahmer

IN case you were wondering Rory McIlroy is the winner of the fedexcup and is now $15 million dollars richer so if you are a family member of his now would be a good time to let him know how much you love him.

Lonewolf

I have most symptoms

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yeah, I saw him close out the win over Koepka. Mostly, though, I was concentrating on the LL World Series and watching the USA team from Louisiana win it all, 8-0 over a talented Curacao team.

badbobby Loc: texas

pour me another cup Slat
next to Jack
coffee is nectar from the Gods

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I can afford you another cup.

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you
I always knew you were better than Papi said you were

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You aren't gon'na get me to speak against my Senior NCO.

badbobby Loc: texas

don't take me wrong Slat
Papi said
'for a boot,he ain't too bad'
that's pretty high praise
considering who you are

Y360AZ

Many sound like hangover symptoms.