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Peewee loses another girl friend
Aug 16, 2019 12:50:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
After a heated argument,Peewee told his girl friend
"You are a terrible cook,you spend too much time on the TV and you are lousy in bed"!!
Thenext day Peewee comes home to find his girl friend in bed with a total stranger
"What the hell's goin on here?" Peewee demands
"I'm getting a second opinion"she replies

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Aug 16, 2019 13:00:45   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
After a heated argument,Peewee told his girl friend
"You are a terrible cook,you spend too much time on the TV and you are lousy in bed"!!
Thenext day Peewee comes home to find his girl friend in bed with a total stranger
"What the hell's goin on here?" Peewee demands
"I'm getting a second opinion"she replies


I would be interested in what that second opinion was. Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.

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Aug 16, 2019 13:05:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
After a heated argument, Peewee told his girl friend
"You are a terrible cook, you spend too much time on the TV and you are lousy in bed"!!
The next day Peewee comes home to find his girl friend in bed with a total stranger
"What the hell's goin on here?" Peewee demands
"I'm getting a second opinion" she replies

PeeWee had/has a girlfriend

Was/is she a rental

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Aug 16, 2019 13:36:33   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
After a heated argument,Peewee told his girl friend
"You are a terrible cook,you spend too much time on the TV and you are lousy in bed"!!
Thenext day Peewee comes home to find his girl friend in bed with a total stranger
"What the hell's goin on here?" Peewee demands
"I'm getting a second opinion"she replies


You're worst than a Cat 5 hurricane, just a big windbag.

I think I would know what's going on and would never have said anything at first.

Since I always have my gun with me, I would have just flipped the safety off and shot the mattress and said grab your clothes and get. You can dress outside. You have thirty seconds to be out my door or I tell the police I k**led you both in a fit of passion. Pretty sure all I would see is elbows and a** h*l*s.


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Aug 16, 2019 13:38:22   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
PeeWee had/has a girlfriend

Was/is she a rental


Never needed to pay because I didn't go to Nam.


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Aug 16, 2019 13:45:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Never needed to pay because I didn't go to Nam.


Interesting response

Yet, I really enjoyed your above response to BadBobby.

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Aug 16, 2019 14:13:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
PeeWee had/has a girlfriend

Was/is she a rental


methinks Peewee runs them in and out
by the truck load

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Aug 16, 2019 16:30:38   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks Peewee runs them in and out
by the truck load


Cat-5 with gust up to 6. Good thing my house is made of brick, ya big bad wolf.

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Aug 16, 2019 16:36:56   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
Interesting response

Yet, I really enjoyed your above response to BadBobby.


That was too rude and crude, my apology. If I was getting shot at on a regular basis I'd probably let go in my 20's.

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Aug 16, 2019 17:16:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
That was too rude and crude, my apology. If I was getting shot at on a regular basis I'd probably let go in my 20's.

S'okay, my friend. Today is the 50th anniversary of my arriving back home. A long time ago.

Actually, I did go to Bangkok, Thailand on R&R, and was back from 'Nam by the age of twenty.

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Aug 16, 2019 17:30:08   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
S'okay, my friend. That was over fifty years ago.

Actually, I did go to Bangkok, Thailand on R&R, and was back from 'Nam by the age of twenty.


Not my idea of seeing the world. I would have been a one hitch Zoomie if that was my first assignment. Especially as it wasn't declared war. People are still stepping on land mines over there.

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Aug 17, 2019 08:04:49   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
After a heated argument,Peewee told his girl friend
"You are a terrible cook,you spend too much time on the TV and you are lousy in bed"!!
Thenext day Peewee comes home to find his girl friend in bed with a total stranger
"What the hell's goin on here?" Peewee demands
"I'm getting a second opinion"she replies


Had Zooks

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