America Offer To Trade All Of Its...
Aug 15, 2019 19:09:16 #
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America Offers To Trade All Of Its C*******ts For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong
August 14th, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.
Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's C*******ts for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.
After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the C*******ts---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.
"This is the best deal, maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new c****e followers, and we'll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."
The president started to rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red F**g" provision.
America Offers To Trade All Of Its C*******ts For Democratic Protesters In Hong Kong
August 14th, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.
Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's C*******ts for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.
After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the C*******ts---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.
"This is the best deal, maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left, my buddy Xi will be happy with his new c****e followers, and we'll gain some great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."
The president started to rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red F**g" provision.
Aug 15, 2019 19:14:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats and stand for democracy, the right is too ignorant to recognize their (own) supportive role in an authoritarian regime. The blueprint or list of qualifiers are all there, attacking the free press, manufacturing f**e news through a state media, undercutting democracy, no regard for honest e******ns...and on and on, the signs are all there.
Aug 15, 2019 19:25:20 #
woodguru wrote:
Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats and stand for democracy, the right is too ignorant to recognize their supportive role in an authoritarian regime. The blueprint or list of qualifiers are all there, attacking the free press, manufacturing f**e news through a state media, undercutting democracy, no regard for honest e******ns...and on and on, the signs are all there.
It would appear RIF= Reading Is Fundamental is not part of your life. If you try RIF, you will find this was satire and so noted.
Aug 15, 2019 19:25:27 #
woodguru wrote:
Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats and stand for democracy, the right is too ignorant to recognize their supportive role in an authoritarian regime. The blueprint or list of qualifiers are all there, attacking the free press, manufacturing f**e news through a state media, undercutting democracy, no regard for honest e******ns...and on and on, the signs are all there.
Aug 15, 2019 19:25:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
The Brits gave Hong Kong (and occupants) to China. If the occupants stay, China owns them.
They should all pack their bags and move to England, leaving behind noting but scorched earth!
Aug 15, 2019 19:26:41 #
Lonewolf wrote:
The same comment I made to woodguru is applicable.
Aug 15, 2019 19:35:08 #
Woody says,
'Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats."
For once we can agree with you. And c*******m has caused more murders then any other political movement in history. And that isn't even getting to the dismantling of good economies leaving the populace at the mercy of rick elites eating steaks while allowing everyone else a half portion of beans.
'Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats."
For once we can agree with you. And c*******m has caused more murders then any other political movement in history. And that isn't even getting to the dismantling of good economies leaving the populace at the mercy of rick elites eating steaks while allowing everyone else a half portion of beans.
Aug 15, 2019 19:35:55 #
AuntiE wrote:
It would appear RIF= Reading Is Fundamental is not part of your life. If you try RIF, you will find this was satire and so noted.
My response was rhetorical satire in response to your post, lighten up snowflake, the best humor comes in at different levels, sorry for losing you.
Aug 15, 2019 19:36:51 #
ImLogicallyRight wrote:
Woody says,
'Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats."
For once we can agree with you. And c*******m has caused more murders then any other political movement in history. And that isn't even getting to the dismantling of good economies leaving the populace at the mercy of rick elites eating steaks while allowing everyone else a half portion of beans.
'Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats."
For once we can agree with you. And c*******m has caused more murders then any other political movement in history. And that isn't even getting to the dismantling of good economies leaving the populace at the mercy of rick elites eating steaks while allowing everyone else a half portion of beans.
That was what she called c*******ts in her satire, damn you guys are too slow for humor, lighten up
Aug 15, 2019 22:53:52 #
woodguru wrote:
My response was rhetorical satire in response to your post, lighten up snowflake, the best humor comes in at different levels, sorry for losing you.
How so you fit through doorways with a head that size?
Aug 16, 2019 05:54:31 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
woodguru wrote:
That was what she called c*******ts in her satire, damn you guys are too slow for humor, lighten up
Your "humor" cracks everybody up.
Rolling around with laughter.
Aug 16, 2019 11:07:09 #
AuntiE wrote:
Good one AuntiE and it just might work after all.
Aug 16, 2019 14:15:21 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
woodguru wrote:
Newsflash, America's "c*******ts" are it's democrats and stand for democracy, the right is too ignorant to recognize their (own) supportive role in an authoritarian regime. The blueprint or list of qualifiers are all there, attacking the free press, manufacturing f**e news through a state media, undercutting democracy, no regard for honest e******ns...and on and on, the signs are all there.
Too bad, and we're a Republic, not a Democracy.
Aug 16, 2019 15:52:57 #
Gatsby wrote:
The Brits gave Hong Kong (and occupants) to China. If the occupants stay, China owns them.
They should all pack their bags and move to England, leaving behind noting but scorched earth!
They should all pack their bags and move to England, leaving behind noting but scorched earth!
Well it would be a good idea IF THE MUZZIES DIDN'T OWN THE COUNTRY.
Aug 16, 2019 18:51:44 #
AuntiE wrote:
That could work but we might get more than we send. Pleasant thought.
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