Medical transcripts
Aug 15, 2019 14:43:20 #
be careful of medical transcripts--you might die of the consequences
#1---social history reveals that this one year old patient doesn't smoke or drink and is presently unemployed
#2---On the second day,the knee was better.On the third day it disappeared
#3---Discharge status--alive but without permission
#4---exam of patients g*****lia reveals that he is circus sized
#5---Patient suffers from occasional,infrequent headaches
#6---Bleeding started in patients rectal area,and continued to Los Angeles
#7--- patient is numb from her toes down
#1---social history reveals that this one year old patient doesn't smoke or drink and is presently unemployed
#2---On the second day,the knee was better.On the third day it disappeared
#3---Discharge status--alive but without permission
#4---exam of patients g*****lia reveals that he is circus sized
#5---Patient suffers from occasional,infrequent headaches
#6---Bleeding started in patients rectal area,and continued to Los Angeles
#7--- patient is numb from her toes down
Aug 15, 2019 14:53:04 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
badbobby wrote:
be careful of medical transcripts--you might die o... (show quote)
That is hilarious in a scary sort of way...
Aug 15, 2019 14:53:09 #
badbobby wrote:
be careful of medical transcripts--you might die o... (show quote)
This explains why 150,000 die a year from medical procedures. Why more than guns.
Aug 15, 2019 15:23:50 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
proud republican wrote:
That is hilarious in a scary sort of way... img s... (show quote)
It is going to take me some time to stop laughing, hope it is not true exam notes on real patients, but have a hunch it is.
Aug 15, 2019 15:25:57 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
no propaganda please wrote:
It is going to take me some time to stop laughing, hope it is not true exam notes on real patients, but have a hunch it is.
Especially number 3 and 7....
Aug 15, 2019 18:00:56 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
badbobby wrote:
be careful of medical transcripts--you might die o... (show quote)
#8--- CT of the patients head revealed that there's nothing there.
#9--- I informed the patient that I would be going through her Vagina. ( Vagina hysterectomy, it's a real thing )
#10--- Although the patient was responding well to treatment, he died.
I got a million of em.
Aug 16, 2019 08:32:11 #
MR Mister wrote:
This explains why 150,000 die a year from medical procedures. Why more than guns.
Aug 16, 2019 08:44:11 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
MR Mister wrote:
This explains why 150,000 die a year from medical procedures. Why more than guns.
Patients need to have concealed carry permits then.
Aug 16, 2019 11:15:00 #
badbobby wrote:
be careful of medical transcripts--you might die o... (show quote)
My late wife was a medical transcriptionist but they had to maintain above a 95% accuracy rate or they would be fired or their pay would be cut. She would have got a good laugh out of these thanks for the laughs badbobby.
Aug 16, 2019 11:44:19 #
lpnmajor wrote:
#8--- CT of the patients head revealed that there's nothing there.
#9--- I informed the patient that I would be going through her Vagina. ( Vagina hysterectomy, it's a real thing )
#10--- Although the patient was responding well to treatment, he died.
I got a million of em.
#9--- I informed the patient that I would be going through her Vagina. ( Vagina hysterectomy, it's a real thing )
#10--- Although the patient was responding well to treatment, he died.
I got a million of em.
Aug 16, 2019 12:26:44 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Patients need to have concealed carry permits then.
Only if there Conservatives.
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