badbobby Loc: texas

Eve talking to God ...

The scenes are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

'It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?



(Send to men with a sense of humour & women who figure this makes sense.)

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bahmer

I do question your sense of humor on occasion but that was funny.

Gizard

Hillarious !

badbobby Loc: texas

I question your questioning

bahmer

You would.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Hilarious, BB, but...as Bahmer suggests, you are a cantankerous old fart. That is, at least to Marines.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

More than that, Bahmer, I question BB's sanity.

badbobby Loc: texas

I also question your posts
all of em

badbobby Loc: texas

I see you been correspondin with Mama
and behind my back
Shame

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm devastated.

Big dog

My wife doesn’t like it, but I did. Must be a guy thing.

Gizard

You're married ?

son of witless

Mark Twain wrote the Diaries of Adam and Eve.