Men Agree To Let Women Run...
Aug 10, 2019 19:05:48 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-games
Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
Aug 10, 2019 20:18:37 #
Aug 10, 2019 20:47:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
I most definitely feel UncleE's pain. 
I most definitely feel UncleE's pain. You will feel some pain in a few weeks.
Aug 10, 2019 21:09:52 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
Aug 10, 2019 21:14:49 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
SWMBO
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
Aug 10, 2019 21:19:45 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
Since we don't have a dishwasher, that has never come up.
In case you are wondering, that was MY decision. The only time in the winter when my hands are even half way warm is when I am washing dishes.
SWMBO
Aug 10, 2019 21:24:47 #
Aug 10, 2019 21:30:17 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Since we don't have a dishwasher, that has never come up.
In case you are wondering, that was MY decision. The only time in the winter when my hands are even half way warm is when I am washing dishes.
SWMBO
In case you are wondering, that was MY decision. The only time in the winter when my hands are even half way warm is when I am washing dishes.
SWMBO
Even if there is no dishwasher, the least that could be done is rinse a dish until it is washed.
Aug 10, 2019 21:41:44 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
we have a easy solution to the rinsing problem. put the dishes on the floor and let the dogs lick them clean. then we wash them well.
Aug 10, 2019 22:24:52 #
AuntiE wrote:
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
That's one of my pet peeves too! My female piles dishes in the sink. Drives me nuts!!
Aug 10, 2019 22:39:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
we have a easy solution to the rinsing problem. put the dishes on the floor and let the dogs lick them clean. then we wash them well.
Works for me
Our dogs are good with it, too. Aug 11, 2019 09:37:08 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote: Works for me Our dogs are good with it, too.
Works for me Our dogs are good with it, too. Since we have 5 dogs, we have to be careful which ones are out at prewash time, so the older dogs don't intimidate the two younger ones, one of which is less than 3 months old. The Staffordshire Bull terrier would not start a fight, but he won't back down and he has a powerful mouth.
Aug 11, 2019 11:41:38 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
SWMBO
Not just flushing but come on, how can such a good sized target as a toilet bowl be missed so often?
Aug 11, 2019 11:45:15 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Rose42 wrote:
Not just flushing but come on, how can such a good sized target as a toilet bowl be missed so often?
That problem does not occur here, he knows better than that.
Several friends who seem to have the same discussion with their husbands have solved it by making him clean the entire bathroom if he forgets to make sure the dribble is gone.
Aug 11, 2019 11:45:46 #
AuntiE wrote:
I don't have that problem any more unfortunately. Thanks for the laughs AuntiE.
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