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Jul 29, 2019 12:17:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

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Jul 29, 2019 12:49:18   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)



Not only that, but many European countries turned to wine and beer because the alcohol k**led the various water supplies.

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Jul 29, 2019 12:49:49   #
sisboombaa
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)


Thanks for the enlightenment. Sounds like good advice. Is that the solution to your longevity? The fountain of youth so to speak?

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Jul 29, 2019 12:51:04   #
moldyoldy
 
Stay away from Coors, remember it's the water.

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Jul 29, 2019 12:56:09   #
Carol Kelly
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)


Very interesting. What if you drink bottled mineral water?

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Jul 29, 2019 13:51:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)

Nice cover for recognition as the world's largest consumer of Jack Daniels

Bottom's up, 'ya durn bell-bottomed ol' Squid.

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Jul 29, 2019 13:51:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Very interesting. What if you drink bottled mineral water?

Healthy poop

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Jul 29, 2019 13:55:10   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
Nice cover for recognition as the world's largest consumer of Jack Daniels

Bottom's up, 'ya durn bell-bottomed ol' Squid.


Gentleman Jack, I knew there was something about BB that I liked.

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Jul 29, 2019 14:05:21   #
Lonewolf
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)


thank you

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Jul 29, 2019 14:07:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Gentleman Jack, I knew there was something about BB that I liked.

Yeah, admittedly, BB is a likeable ol' sot.

But, I can't shake that part about him being a durn Squid.

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Jul 29, 2019 14:08:39   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Lonewolf wrote:
thank you

And, another member of AA chimes in

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Jul 29, 2019 14:23:21   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Stay away from Coors, remember it's the water.


It is a little better than Bud light beer which is, as the saying goes like "fu**ing near water"

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Jul 29, 2019 14:34:39   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, admittedly, BB is a likeable ol' sot.

But, I can't shake that part about him being a durn Squid.


Just think of him as Calamari.

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Jul 29, 2019 14:48:13   #
karpenter Loc: Headin' Fer Da Hills !!
 
Distilled Water
It's Available In Every Grocery
Comes In A 2.5 Gallon Jug
With A Spout And Everything
It's Cleaner, Tastes Far Better And Way Cheaper
Than That Crap Bottled Water Brand
With That S**tty Little Plastic Bottle You're Drinking

Here's One



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Jul 29, 2019 14:49:23   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Great news for all of us that h**e drinking our 8 ... (show quote)


Thank you kind sir we shall forever be thankful.

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