Cattle Guards
Jul 24, 2019 15:44:17 #
It’s hard to fix stupid.
SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
Subsequent to Barack Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
Passed on to you without further comment...
SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
Subsequent to Barack Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
Passed on to you without further comment...
Jul 24, 2019 16:03:57 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Bcon wrote:
It’s hard to fix stupid. br br br SOMETIMES, YA ... (show quote)
That joke has been around for years but, in this case, it is a very valid comment.
Jul 24, 2019 16:30:45 #
Bcon wrote:
It’s hard to fix stupid. br br br SOMETIMES, YA ... (show quote)
THERE IS NO CURE FOR STUPID.
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