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Jun 2, 2014 13:21:35   #
vernon
 
in a hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"i'm afraid i'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. it's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. insurance will pay for the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

the family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. after a time, someone asked, "how much will a brain cost?"

the doctor quietly responded, "$5,000 for a democrat's brain; $200 for a republican's brain."

the moment turned awkward. some of the democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the republicans. a man unable to control his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "why is the democrat's brain so much more than a republican's brain?"

the doctor smiled at the childish lnnocence and explained to the entire group, "it's just standard pricing procedure. we have to price the republican brains a lot lower because they are used."

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Jun 2, 2014 13:28:17   #
Btfkr Loc: just outside the Mile High City
 
vernon wrote:
in a hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"i'm afraid i'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. it's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. insurance will pay for the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

the family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. after a time, someone asked, "how much will a brain cost?"

the doctor quietly responded, "$5,000 for a democrat's brain; $200 for a republican's brain."

the moment turned awkward. some of the democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the republicans. a man unable to control his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "why is the democrat's brain so much more than a republican's brain?"

the doctor smiled at the childish lnnocence and explained to the entire group, "it's just standard pricing procedure. we have to price the republican brains a lot lower because they are used."

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in a hospital where a family member lay gravely il... (show quote)



Used? More like totally worn out and wrecked, demented. :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Jun 2, 2014 13:34:47   #
PhilosophyMan Loc: Washington state.
 
ahhahahha
funny

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Jun 2, 2014 14:23:48   #
Ve'hoe
 
Used, but not wasted,,,like uh,,,, yours for instance,,, and of course from your nom de plum,,,,, smell thusly rank, as any other turd..


Btfkr wrote:
Used? More like totally worn out and wrecked, demented. :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Jun 2, 2014 14:41:30   #
Btfkr Loc: just outside the Mile High City
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Used, but not wasted,,,like uh,,,, yours for instance,,, and of course from your nom de plum,,,,, smell thusly rank, as any other turd..



Oh v'hole. As always you are ever so kind with your replies. Words just cannot express how I truly feel,,,,,, :-P :-P

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Jun 2, 2014 16:32:15   #
Ve'hoe
 
I got some for you,, if you need them (Kind of miss u too, at least you arent whiny and have some humor)
Btfkr wrote:
Oh v'hole. As always you are ever so kind with your replies. Words just cannot express how I truly feel,,,,,, :-P :-P

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Jun 2, 2014 16:49:09   #
Btfkr Loc: just outside the Mile High City
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
I got some for you,, if you need them (Kind of miss u too, at least you arent whiny and have some humor)


Oh boy! I can hardly wait! :thumbup: :P

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Jun 2, 2014 23:19:36   #
Ve'hoe
 
I didn't say you had "good humor" just humor...

Btfkr wrote:
Oh boy! I can hardly wait! :thumbup: :P

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Jun 3, 2014 10:50:21   #
Btfkr Loc: just outside the Mile High City
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
I didn't say you had "good humor" just humor...



Humor is in the eye/ear of the beholder :P :P

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Jun 3, 2014 11:28:22   #
Ve'hoe
 
Let us leave there for today!!
That way we can look back on one event that didnt go bad.
Btfkr wrote:
Humor is in the eye/ear of the beholder :P :P

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Jun 3, 2014 12:09:55   #
Btfkr Loc: just outside the Mile High City
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Let us leave there for today!!
That way we can look back on one event that didnt go bad.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 3, 2014 18:08:16   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Vern, that was good, I chuckeled, so I will not ponder the state of my own overpriced brain..LOL

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