1ProudAmerican wrote:
If I don't recognize the number I may answer with, "Lawrence police, fraud division".... or "Marion County morgue, how many bodies are you bringing us?" I get immediate hang-ups …
Sometime I'm going to say, "I'm so glad you called, none of my neighbors will talk to me. I think they figured out I k**led their dog".
Usually I just don't answer and most hang up before my answering machine message is half done.