three Marines talkin in a bar
Fiest Jarhead--I .m afraid my wife has been unfaithful to me with an electrician
On my last leave I found a pair of long nosed pliers under the bed.They weren't mine.
Second Bellhop--I think my wife is havin affair with a plumber.
on my last leave I found a plunger under my bed.It wasn't mine.
Third Leatherneck--Well my wife is havin an affair with a horse!
A horse?The other Gyrenes asked
yep,said the third
I found a jockey under my bed
badbobby wrote:
three Marines talkin in a bar
Fiest Jarhead--I .m afraid my wife has been unfaithful to me with an electrician
On my last leave I found a pair of long nosed pliers under the bed.They weren't mine.
Second Bellhop--I think my wife is havin affair with a plumber.
on my last leave I found a plunger under my bed.It wasn't mine.
Third Leatherneck--Well my wife is havin an affair with a horse!
A horse?The other Gyrenes asked
yep,said the third
I found a jockey under my bed
three Marines talkin in a bar br Fiest Jarhead--I ... (
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Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but that's a new one
on me as I have never heard a Marine called a bellhop before.
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but that's a new one
on me as I have never heard a Marine called a bellhop before.
Yep. Seagoing Bellhop as well as Beetle stomper. ground pounder, leatherhead, jungle bunny, etc but we loved them and still do. I correspond with a lot of former Marines.
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Yep. Seagoing Bellhop as well as Beetle stomper. ground pounder, leatherhead, jungle bunny, etc but we loved them and still do. I correspond with a lot of former Marines.
Thanks I never knew that but then again I never served in the military due to being subject to epileptic seizures at the age of 16 I was listed as a 4-F.
bahmer wrote:
Thanks I never knew that but then again I never served in the military due to being subject to epileptic seizures at the age of 16 I was listed as a 4-F.
Sorry about that. Hope you are fine now. And your heart seems to be in the right place.
But all those names are still better than squid and taxi-driver :) . Semper-Fi!!
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