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Marines
Jul 18, 2019 19:41:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
three Marines talkin in a bar
Fiest Jarhead--I .m afraid my wife has been unfaithful to me with an electrician
On my last leave I found a pair of long nosed pliers under the bed.They weren't mine.
Second Bellhop--I think my wife is havin affair with a plumber.
on my last leave I found a plunger under my bed.It wasn't mine.
Third Leatherneck--Well my wife is havin an affair with a horse!
A horse?The other Gyrenes asked
yep,said the third
I found a jockey under my bed



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Jul 19, 2019 10:27:29   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
three Marines talkin in a bar
Fiest Jarhead--I .m afraid my wife has been unfaithful to me with an electrician
On my last leave I found a pair of long nosed pliers under the bed.They weren't mine.
Second Bellhop--I think my wife is havin affair with a plumber.
on my last leave I found a plunger under my bed.It wasn't mine.
Third Leatherneck--Well my wife is havin an affair with a horse!
A horse?The other Gyrenes asked
yep,said the third
I found a jockey under my bed
three Marines talkin in a bar br Fiest Jarhead--I ... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but that's a new one
on me as I have never heard a Marine called a bellhop before.

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Jul 19, 2019 10:55:17   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but that's a new one
on me as I have never heard a Marine called a bellhop before.


Yep. Seagoing Bellhop as well as Beetle stomper. ground pounder, leatherhead, jungle bunny, etc but we loved them and still do. I correspond with a lot of former Marines.

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Jul 19, 2019 11:21:25   #
bahmer
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Yep. Seagoing Bellhop as well as Beetle stomper. ground pounder, leatherhead, jungle bunny, etc but we loved them and still do. I correspond with a lot of former Marines.


Thanks I never knew that but then again I never served in the military due to being subject to epileptic seizures at the age of 16 I was listed as a 4-F.

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Jul 19, 2019 13:36:23   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks I never knew that but then again I never served in the military due to being subject to epileptic seizures at the age of 16 I was listed as a 4-F.


Sorry about that. Hope you are fine now. And your heart seems to be in the right place.

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Jul 20, 2019 11:00:37   #
USMC6976
 
But all those names are still better than squid and taxi-driver :) . Semper-Fi!!

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