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Jul 18, 2019 16:28:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Peewee thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.

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Jul 18, 2019 16:47:24   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Peewee thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know... (show quote)


Dagnabit BB, you're projecting again. I've learned to look women in the eyes unless I'm at a distance or at least arm's length plus a few inches away. You always have to judge your opponents reach. A roundhouse kick can close that distance in a second.

https://youtu.be/7jV54cd61eY

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Jul 18, 2019 17:44:37   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Peewee thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know... (show quote)


You dawg you. heheehehhehhehhe

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Jul 18, 2019 18:06:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Dagnabit BB, you're projecting again. I've learned to look women in the eyes unless I'm at a distance or at least arm's length plus a few inches away. You always have to judge your opponents reach. A roundhouse kick can close that distance in a second.

https://youtu.be/7jV54cd61eY

well if you like a kicker
over boobs


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Jul 18, 2019 18:08:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
You dawg you. heheehehhehhehhe


don't be jealous of Peewee Armi
consider how he got that handle


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Jul 18, 2019 18:18:53   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
well if you like a kicker
over boobs



I appreciate you worrying about my love life. Boobs are what causes men to act irrationally and go broke.
Tried it, loved it, went broke three times. I'm cured, it's a miracle.

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Jul 18, 2019 18:21:27   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Peewee thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha pretty much like all men

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Jul 18, 2019 18:30:37   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
debeda wrote:
Lolololhahahaha pretty much like all men


Just the way we're designed. But girls go boy-crazy before boys go girl-crazy. It has to be the boobs.

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Jul 18, 2019 18:47:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Just the way we're designed. But girls go boy-crazy before boys go girl-crazy. It has to be the boobs.


gotta be the boobs

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Jul 18, 2019 18:50:41   #
debeda
 
Peewee wrote:
Just the way we're designed. But girls go boy-crazy before boys go girl-crazy. It has to be the boobs.



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Jul 18, 2019 19:31:16   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Peewee wrote:
I appreciate you worrying about my love life. Boobs are what causes men to act irrationally and go broke.
Tried it, loved it, went broke three times. I'm cured, it's a miracle.




I have been told on this subject that more than a handful is wasted. But at my age........... need I say more. There is a line of an old Barbershop quartet song that says: Gone are the memories of all those golden days gone by. hahahahahahahahaa

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Jul 18, 2019 19:47:39   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Armageddun wrote:


I have been told on this subject that more than a handful is wasted. But at my age........... need I say more. There is a line of an old Barbershop quartet song that says: Gone are the memories of all those golden days gone by. hahahahahahahahaa
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Hum... why do so many women get boob jobs? Thars gold in them thar hills. Just saying.

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Jul 18, 2019 20:22:08   #
debeda
 
Peewee wrote:
Hum... why do so many women get boob jobs? Thars gold in them thar hills. Just saying.



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Jul 19, 2019 07:40:57   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

Peewee thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
Peewee has three girlfriends, but he does not know... (show quote)


Apparently, he hasn't managed to pull his brain back to its proper position it usually happens when they are around 25 but some just don't manage it. Its called the Peter Pan syndrome and the belief they are forever young

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Jul 19, 2019 09:24:54   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Armageddun wrote:


I have been told on this subject that more than a handful is wasted. But at my age........... need I say more. There is a line of an old Barbershop quartet song that says: Gone are the memories of all those golden days gone by. hahahahahahahahaa
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


And when u get old, gone are the mammeries!!!

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