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Jul 18, 2019 14:36:15   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.

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Jul 18, 2019 14:50:04   #
son of witless
 
permafrost wrote:
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny ... (show quote)


Excellent.

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Jul 18, 2019 14:51:51   #
okie don
 
permafrost wrote:
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny ... (show quote)


Good one.
So true in many ways too.

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Jul 18, 2019 14:52:28   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
permafrost wrote:
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny ... (show quote)


Chuckles... That was excellent

(in a sad way)

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Jul 18, 2019 15:29:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
permafrost wrote:
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny ... (show quote)

made me giggle
thank you perm
BTW
Perm dont feel bad bout your wife belonging to conservative sewing club
my wife is a lifelong democrat
but I still love her---very much

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Jul 18, 2019 15:39:43   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
permafrost wrote:
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny is funny..

And I admit to sometimes watching "last man standing"


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to
the Promised Land. '"
Nearly 75 years ago (When Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the
Promised Land. "
Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your assss, raised the price
of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the Economy, the Wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...Folks, we're screwed.
I know this is not my usual cup of tea, but funny ... (show quote)



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Jul 18, 2019 15:41:03   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
made me giggle
thank you perm
BTW
Perm dont feel bad bout your wife belonging to conservative sewing club
my wife is a lifelong democrat
but I still love her---very much


Permi and yourself are excellent models of how we all should be... Political ideologies should never come between family or friends...

God bless you both...And your better halfs

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Jul 18, 2019 16:21:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Permi and yourself are excellent models of how we all should be... Political ideologies should never come between family or friends...

God bless you both...And your better halfs


thank you Canuck
you're a pretty nice guy yourself


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Jul 18, 2019 16:39:51   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
badbobby wrote:
made me giggle
thank you perm
BTW
Perm dont feel bad bout your wife belonging to conservative sewing club
my wife is a lifelong democrat
but I still love her---very much


LOL,, oh the price we guys pay for love...

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Jul 18, 2019 18:02:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
permafrost wrote:
LOL,, oh the price we guys pay for love...


ain't it the t***h

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Jul 18, 2019 18:05:59   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
badbobby wrote:
ain't it the t***h


Oh the price we pay keeping you guys straight.

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Jul 18, 2019 18:18:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Noraa wrote:
Oh the price we pay keeping you guys straight.


I'll hafta think about that one Nora
but I;ll get back to you
that is iff'n I can think of a good comeback

keep us straight,indeed!!

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Jul 18, 2019 20:51:17   #
son of witless
 
permafrost wrote:
LOL,, oh the price we guys pay for love...


I hear you. Being part of the oppressor Patriarchy is not what it is cracked up to be.

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Jul 19, 2019 20:00:10   #
maryjane
 
badbobby wrote:
made me giggle
thank you perm
BTW
Perm dont feel bad bout your wife belonging to conservative sewing club
my wife is a lifelong democrat
but I still love her---very much


Do you all just agree not to talk about politics??

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Jul 20, 2019 09:57:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
maryjane wrote:
Do you all just agree not to talk about politics??


mary
we do talk politics
but I for one get tired of the same ol BS from both sides
so lotta times we jus try to forget which side we're on
and hey both perm and I are guys who have served our country
and we both love America

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