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Jul 10, 2019 11:32:46   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!

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Jul 11, 2019 06:57:52   #
Big dog (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!
Peewee meets beautiful woman br Peewee asks br &qu... (show quote)


Thanks, I think.

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Jul 11, 2019 09:35:08   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!
Peewee meets beautiful woman br Peewee asks br &qu... (show quote)


Dat dare was a single seater, where was my co-pilot?

And only half of them are true.

Injun didn't have reservations.

Injun had territories if they could hold it.

Heads be de Indian head and tails be on de buffalo.

You must be Yankee. Know nothing.

Smell like fish must be from Stinky Pee Yew tribe.

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Jul 11, 2019 09:49:38   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!
Peewee meets beautiful woman br Peewee asks br &qu... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but your title says Pewee and Slatten are co pilots yet there was not one Slatten joke in there what happened?

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Jul 11, 2019 13:04:46   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!
Peewee meets beautiful woman br Peewee asks br &qu... (show quote)


all great thanks for my morning laugh loved the one about the out house

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Jul 11, 2019 13:05:41   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but your title says Pewee and Slatten are co pilots yet there was not one Slatten joke in there what happened?


I think slatten was in the out house

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Jul 11, 2019 13:46:48   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby but your title says Pewee and Slatten are co pilots yet there was not one Slatten joke in there what happened?


must be a glitch of Admins
my Title was just "Peewee"
BTW
you know I don't make mistakes anyhow

most of the time anyhow

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Jul 11, 2019 14:36:48   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
must be a glitch of Admins
my Title was just "Peewee"
BTW
you know I don't make mistakes anyhow

most of the time anyhow


I'll let you off this time but be careful.

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Jul 12, 2019 00:08:23   #
GmanTerry (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets beautiful woman
Peewee asks
"What is your preference in men?"
She answers
"American Indian,Jewish and Rednecks".
Then she asks Peewee's name
He replies
"Geronimo Bernstien,but my friends call me Bubba"


In another life Peewee was an Indian warrior
but he couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took


Question--Why were the Indians here in America,before the Europeans?
answer--they had reservations



When Peewee was an Indian
he drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his tee pee


Peewee had one too many and was driving down one way street
Cop pulled him over
"didn't you see the arrow?"asked the cop
Peewee said--"Hell,I didn't even see the Indians"!!!


question--whatta ya call an Indian homo?
answer--brave sucker


Peewee was buying house from Indian
Peewee--"does it come with running water"?
Indian--"Get your own damn wife"!


Peewees father lined up his sons and asked
"which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek?"
no one said a word
Peewee's father said
"I'll tell you a story.

When George Washington was a lad he cut down the cherry tree,and he wasn't punished because he told the truth",
"Now ,which one of you pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I gotta be truthful Dad,It was I who pushed the outhouse into the creek"!
Peewee received a butt whippin and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was astounded"I told the truth Dad,just like George Washington.Why was he not punished,and I was?
His father said--"George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree"!!
Peewee meets beautiful woman br Peewee asks br &qu... (show quote)


That was great. I especially liked the last one. Thanks.

Semper Fi

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