And the weather will be..........
Jul 9, 2019 20:24:27 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.
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> The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
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> So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.
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> The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."
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> The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
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> So the king continued on his way.
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> However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.
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> Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
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> Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.
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> The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
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> So the king hired the donkey.
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> And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.
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> And thus the symbol of the democrat party was born.
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> The practice is unbroken to this day.
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> The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
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> So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.
>
> The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."
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> The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
>
> So the king continued on his way.
>
> However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.
>
> Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
>
> Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.
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> The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
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> So the king hired the donkey.
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> And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.
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> And thus the symbol of the democrat party was born.
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> The practice is unbroken to this day.
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Jul 9, 2019 21:15:07 #
no propaganda please wrote:
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the ro... (show quote)
BROVO most excellent !
Jul 9, 2019 21:23:33 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
jeff smith wrote:
BROVO most excellent !
Glad you found it funny. We all need a laugh at least once each day.
Jul 9, 2019 23:41:43 #
no propaganda please wrote:
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the ro... (show quote)
Hah, love it!
Jul 10, 2019 00:13:14 #
no propaganda please wrote:
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the ro... (show quote)
Bravo!!!!
Jul 10, 2019 08:25:31 #
Jul 10, 2019 13:22:53 #
no propaganda please wrote:
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the ro... (show quote)
Amen and Amen
Jul 10, 2019 18:43:28 #
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