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Grammar lesson: "Complete" and "Finished"
Jul 5, 2019 21:52:20   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!

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Jul 6, 2019 01:43:13   #
Radiance3
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
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Lol, that's smart and funny. It made sense.

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Jul 6, 2019 06:46:45   #
Big dog
 
Radiance3 wrote:
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Lol, that's smart and funny. It made sense.


👍👍

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Jul 6, 2019 08:35:20   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "... (show quote)



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Jul 6, 2019 09:18:47   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "... (show quote)


Chuckles

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Jul 6, 2019 09:37:30   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "... (show quote)



The guy deserves it.


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Jul 6, 2019 10:16:46   #
bahmer
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "... (show quote)


Amen and Amen spot on and to the point.

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Jul 6, 2019 16:30:10   #
GmanTerry
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "finished" or "Completely Finished”?





No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.



The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”



Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"



He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!
Grammar Lesson: Is it "complete", "... (show quote)





Semper Fi

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