eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes were closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and an Biden supporter; but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault.

son of witless

Urban legends are hard to k**l.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Snort... That was pretty funny

ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island

Good one eagleye13.... had me going there for a moment!

elledee

defective biscuit canister..... the trial lawyers must be lining up at her door

teabag09

But believable. Mike

Ricktloml

Oh brother, that one really stinks, but it does make you pause for just a second

herbie

posting that again ??? why not post something t***hful or is that beyond the republican way of thinking ???

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"why not post something t***hful or is that beyond the republican way of thinking ??" - herbie

Thanks for asking

F*****m and C*******m are both Totalitarian systems .
The International Bankers have always had a self serving totalitarian agenda.
To understand their agenda - Google: “CFR,TC,Bilderberg Group”

A couple Council on Foreign Relations CFR & Trilateral Commission TC Quotes*
“An end run around national sovereignty, eroding it piece by piece, will accomplish much more than the old fashioned frontal attack" – Richard Gardner , Ambassador to Italy - (CFR) Foreign Affairs, April, 1974

“Actions at the multinational level will be needed, if the process of international relocation of industries is to be accelerated in an organized fashion.” TC Report #23, 1982
The Banksters have been controlling both parties by installing vetted NWO CFR members.
Since 1940, every U.S. secretary of state (except for Gov. James Byrnes of South Carolina, the sole exception) has been a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and/or its younger brother, the Trilateral Commission. Also since 1940, every secretary of war and every secretary of defense has been a CFR member. During most of its existence, the Central Intelligence Agency has been headed by CFR members. Virtually every key U.S. national security and foreign policy adviser has been a CFR member for the past seventy years.
Zbigniew Brzezinski formed Trilateral Commission for David Rockefeller in 1973, and Jimmy Carter was made a founding member. Jimmy Carter became President, & ZB was installed as Carter's National Security Adviser. (ZB was also adviser to Obama)

Some Democrats still think c*******m is the way to go.
Zbigniew Brzezinski - Referring to the rivalry between the USSR and the United States – “The eventual outcome of the competition is however, foreordained, given the inherent superiority of the c*******t system “ 'Between Two Ages' (1970 - p.146)

Lt. Rob Polans ret.

Here is a different one, true though.


An interesting but t***hful scary message.

Wherever you stand, please take the time to read this; it ought to scare the beejeebers out of you!

We know Dick Lamm as Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant . Last week there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of America 's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant
college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, 'Mexifornia,' explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed
all vestiges of The American Dream.
Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D . Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America.

The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, 'If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do . No nation in history
has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.'

'Here is how they do it,' Lamm said:

'First, to destroy America, turn America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bi-cultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual
to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way: 'The histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.'
Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, and Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence . Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic r*******n. France faces difficulties with Basques,
Bretons, Corsicans and Muslims.'

Lamm went on:

'Second, to destroy America, invent 'm**************m' and encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an article of belief that all cultures are equal; that there are no cultural differences. Make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic
dropout rates are due solely to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds.

'Third, we could make the United States a 'Hispanic Quebec ' without much effort . The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As Benjamin Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: 'The apparent success of our own multi-ethnic and multicultural
experiment might have been achieved not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an American, we are left with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us together.' Lamm said, 'I would encourage
all immigrants to keep their own language and culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have various cultural subgroups living in America enforcing their differences rather than as Americans,
emphasizing their similarities.'

'Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least educated. I would add a second underclass, un-assimilated, under-educated, and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass have a 50% dropout rate from high school.'

'My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and businesses to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think that their lack
of success was the fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure on the majority.'

'My sixth plan for America 's downfall would include dual citizenship and promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I would stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people worldwide are mostly engaged in hating each other
- that is, when they are not k*****g each other. A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most historical precepts . People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they belonged
to the same race; they possessed a common language and literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece took part in the Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia, threatened their liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong enough to overcome two
factors: local patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions. Greece fell. 'E . Pluribus Unum' -- From many, one. In that historical reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus' instead of the 'Unum,' we will 'Balkanize'
America as surely as Kosovo.'

Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits. Make it taboo to talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and paralyzed thinking. Words like 'r****t'
or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and debate. Having made America a bilingual/bi-cultural country, having established multi-culturalism, having the large foundations fund the doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our immigration
laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been good for America, it must always be good. I would make every individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them.'

In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow . Profound silence followed . Finally, he said, 'Lastly, I would censor Victor Hanson Davis's book 'Mexifornia.' His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America. If you feel
America deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book.

There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United
States today. Discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures that practice female g*****l m********n are growing as we celebrate 'diversity.' American
jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations create a Third World in America. Take note of California and other states. To date, ten million i*****l a***ns and growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book '1984.' In that story, three
slogans are engraved in the Ministry of T***h building: 'War is peace,' 'Freedom is s***ery,' and 'Ignorance is strength'.

Governor Lamm walked back to his seat It dawned on everyone at the conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration monster stopped within three years, it will rage
like a California wildfire and destroy everything in its path, especially The American Dream.


If you care for and love our country as I do, take time to pass this on.

FYI - Former Governor Dick Lamm is a Democrat. Let that sink in.

You know what is much scarier? Almost everyone knows this. Easier to be complacent and watch America become the next Venezuela?

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

It is a good time to be old.
The Left is dominating and taking down America.
BUT
All signs that this age is coming to a close.
It has to.
God has His time table, and the Left is bringing on their own demise.

Ricktloml

Democrat/socialists, deviates, totalitarians, Godless and humorless.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"Democrat/socialists, deviates, totalitarians, Godless and humorless."

It is hard to find humor in C*******m.

Ricktloml

Or anything worthwhile for that matter

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Sounds about right.