questions
Jun 28, 2019 12:16:11 #
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a s**t.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a s**t.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
Jun 28, 2019 12:24:51 #
badbobby wrote:
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles b... (show quote)
All of them are goof there badbobby thanks for the morning laughs.
Jun 29, 2019 07:57:34 #
badbobby wrote:
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles b... (show quote)
Who’s side are you on ??
Jun 29, 2019 08:58:31 #
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Jun 29, 2019 13:07:03 #
Big dog wrote:
Isn’t that some sort of bird ??😁
yeah
he waffles as he perches on your rooftop 0f your car
Jun 29, 2019 13:10:39 #
badbobby wrote:
yeah
he waffles as he perches on your rooftop 0f your car
he waffles as he perches on your rooftop 0f your car
So THAT’S that funny screaming sound I hear .
Jun 29, 2019 13:14:22 #
Big dog wrote:
So THAT’S that funny screaming sound I hear .
prolly your wife when she sees the mess
Jun 29, 2019 13:36:38 #
badbobby wrote:
prolly your wife when she sees the mess
Can’t be, she’s on the train. Dog is inside the truck with me, hmmm, maybe it’s that darn neighbors kid again. I told him to stay off the roof of my truck!
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