Scientists Recommend Reducing...
AuntiE
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https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-recommend-reducing-the-number-of-democratic-p**********l-candidates-to-help-fight-c*****e-c****eScientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic P**********l Candidates To Help Fight C*****e C****eApril 11th, 2019
WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic p**********l candidates is simply unsustainable.
“No one ever thought this many people would run for president,” said climate scientist Dr. Raymond Hall, “and the planet just can’t take it. We’re talking each of them eating up resources vying for airtime, printing stickers with trite slogans, and flying from Iowa to New Hampshire. If they were actually all to be in one place for a debate, it would be an ecological disaster.”
Scientists recommend the current Democratic field be reduced to less than half the current number or we could see an increase in hurricanes, droughts, kaiju, and “other c*****e c****e things.” As for what to do with the excess candidates, researcher Jeannie Perry said, “As always, I’d recommend firing them into space. Barring that, someone should just sit down with them and explain to them that no one is ever going to v**e for them and hope that keeps them from running around consuming resources in a futile effort for p**********l power.”
Scientists also have recommendations for the average citizen so they can help. First off, they say to never ever say anything even slightly encouraging to a politician, as they always take that as an impetus to run for president. They also say under no circumstances should anyone give money to a candidate, because that only fuels their destructive behavior. Added Dr. Hall, “It would literally be nicer to the planet to dump a barrel of nuclear waste into the ocean.”
AuntiE wrote:
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Scientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic P**********l Candidates To Help Fight C*****e C****e
April 11th, 2019
WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic p**********l candidates is simply unsustainable.
“No one ever thought this many people would run for president,” said climate scientist Dr. Raymond Hall, “and the planet just can’t take it. We’re talking each of them eating up resources vying for airtime, printing stickers with trite slogans, and flying from Iowa to New Hampshire. If they were actually all to be in one place for a debate, it would be an ecological disaster.”
Scientists recommend the current Democratic field be reduced to less than half the current number or we could see an increase in hurricanes, droughts, kaiju, and “other c*****e c****e things.” As for what to do with the excess candidates, researcher Jeannie Perry said, “As always, I’d recommend firing them into space. Barring that, someone should just sit down with them and explain to them that no one is ever going to v**e for them and hope that keeps them from running around consuming resources in a futile effort for p**********l power.”
Scientists also have recommendations for the average citizen so they can help. First off, they say to never ever say anything even slightly encouraging to a politician, as they always take that as an impetus to run for president. They also say under no circumstances should anyone give money to a candidate, because that only fuels their destructive behavior. Added Dr. Hall, “It would literally be nicer to the planet to dump a barrel of nuclear waste into the ocean.”
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I understand the site of last night's Democrat debate is having to be treated for air pollution.
Liberty Tree wrote:
I understand the site of last night's Democrat debate is having to be treated for air pollution.
In addition they are getting out the DECON for vermin control.
no propaganda please wrote:
In addition they are getting out the DECON for vermin control.
They are going to need a lot of it.
Liberty Tree wrote:
I understand the site of last night's Democrat debate is having to be treated for air pollution.
I think it is absolutely un-American to use de-con, which is very poisonous to rats, around people. How can they be allowed to do this?
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-recommend-reducing-the-number-of-democratic-p**********l-candidates-to-help-fight-c*****e-c****e
Scientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic P**********l Candidates To Help Fight C*****e C****e
April 11th, 2019
WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic p**********l candidates is simply unsustainable.
“No one ever thought this many people would run for president,” said climate scientist Dr. Raymond Hall, “and the planet just can’t take it. We’re talking each of them eating up resources vying for airtime, printing stickers with trite slogans, and flying from Iowa to New Hampshire. If they were actually all to be in one place for a debate, it would be an ecological disaster.”
Scientists recommend the current Democratic field be reduced to less than half the current number or we could see an increase in hurricanes, droughts, kaiju, and “other c*****e c****e things.” As for what to do with the excess candidates, researcher Jeannie Perry said, “As always, I’d recommend firing them into space. Barring that, someone should just sit down with them and explain to them that no one is ever going to v**e for them and hope that keeps them from running around consuming resources in a futile effort for p**********l power.”
Scientists also have recommendations for the average citizen so they can help. First off, they say to never ever say anything even slightly encouraging to a politician, as they always take that as an impetus to run for president. They also say under no circumstances should anyone give money to a candidate, because that only fuels their destructive behavior. Added Dr. Hall, “It would literally be nicer to the planet to dump a barrel of nuclear waste into the ocean.”
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The best way to decrease the human carbon dioxide increase would be to decrease the number of demonrat p**********l hopefuls to "zero". As a matter of fact I would propose that all demonrats just stop breathing. I am surprissed AOC hasn't jumped on this as she opposes all forms of co2 human induced gasses. If this plan was on the demonrat party platform think how many lives could be saved and how many less i******s would be trekking here! (Remember the Governor of Washington said c*****e c****e was responsible for i******s rolling into the US!!)
drlarrygino wrote:
The best way to decrease the human carbon dioxide increase would be to decrease the number of demonrat p**********l hopefuls to "zero". As a matter of fact I would propose that all demonrats just stop breathing. I am surprissed AOC hasn't jumped on this as she opposes all forms of co2 human induced gasses. If this plan was on the demonrat party platform think how many lives could be saved and how many less i******s would be trekking here! (Remember the Governor of Washington said c*****e c****e was responsible for i******s rolling into the US!!)
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They don't need to stop breathing to lower CO2 emissions. Inhaling doesn't increase CO2. But exhaling does.
So they merely need to stop exhaling, and CO2 emissions will go down. Simple.
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