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Jun 19, 2019 13:48:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that bahmer isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" bahm says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" bahm says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." bahm asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." bahm, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinkin"

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Jun 19, 2019 15:19:53   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
badbobby wrote:
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that bahmer isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" bahm says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" bahm says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." bahm asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." bahm, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinkin"
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that ba... (show quote)


Good one!

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Jun 19, 2019 15:35:49   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that bahmer isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" bahm says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" bahm says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." bahm asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." bahm, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinkin"
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I just don't know what I am going to do with you young man.

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Jun 19, 2019 15:59:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I just don't know what I am going to do with you young man.

you could send money
for further research


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Jun 19, 2019 16:14:59   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
you could send money
for further research



You would just squander it on another boat is all.

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Jun 19, 2019 17:00:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You would just squander it on another boat is all.


no,no
strictly for research

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Jun 19, 2019 17:03:32   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
no,no
strictly for research


Researching the fish populations no doubt.

I thought that you had that mapped out already.

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Jun 19, 2019 17:15:41   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Researching the fish populations no doubt.

I thought that you had that mapped out already.


there is always another bush to shake

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Jun 19, 2019 17:22:25   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
there is always another bush to shake


You looking for another crappie hole closer to home no doubt.

his may help you a little there badbobby.

5 Best Crappie Fishing Lakes in Texas

Lake Livingston. This 90,000-acre reservoir north of Houston is a top crappie fishery in terms of both size and numbers. ...

Proctor Lake. ...

Lake Conroe. ...

Granger Lake. ...

Sam Rayburn Reservoir.

Hope that helps you some. Some of those lakes may be closer to you and your son in law than Sam Rayburn Reservoir is. I guess that you could use Mapquest and find out which ones are closet to you.

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Jun 19, 2019 17:51:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=bahmer]You looking for another crappie hole closer to home no doubt.

his may help you a little there badbobby.

5 Best Crappie Fishing Lakes in Texas

Lake Livingston. This 90,000-acre reservoir north of Houston is a top crappie fishery in terms of both size and numbers. ...

Proctor Lake. ...

Lake Conroe. ...

Granger Lake. ...

Sam Rayburn Reservoir.

Hope that helps you some. Some of those lakes may be closer to you and your son in law than Sam Rayburn Reservoir is. I guess that you could use Mapquest and find out which ones are closet to you.[/quote

]Conroe is closer
but doesn't compare with Rayburn
dunno bout Proctor and Granger
but you left out one of the best lakes

Lake Fork

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Jun 19, 2019 17:54:43   #
bahmer
 
[quote=badbobby]
bahmer wrote:
You looking for another crappie hole closer to home no doubt.

his may help you a little there badbobby.

5 Best Crappie Fishing Lakes in Texas

Lake Livingston. This 90,000-acre reservoir north of Houston is a top crappie fishery in terms of both size and numbers. ...

Proctor Lake. ...

Lake Conroe. ...

Granger Lake. ...

Sam Rayburn Reservoir.

Hope that helps you some. Some of those lakes may be closer to you and your son in law than Sam Rayburn Reservoir is. I guess that you could use Mapquest and find out which ones are closet to you.[/quote

]Conroe is closer
but doesn't compare with Rayburn
dunno bout Proctor and Granger
but you left out one of the best lakes

Lake Fork
You looking for another crappie hole closer to hom... (show quote)


How far away is Lake Livingston? Have you ever fished there?

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Jun 19, 2019 18:30:13   #
bahmer
 
[quote=badbobby]
bahmer wrote:
You looking for another crappie hole closer to home no doubt.

his may help you a little there badbobby.

5 Best Crappie Fishing Lakes in Texas

Lake Livingston. This 90,000-acre reservoir north of Houston is a top crappie fishery in terms of both size and numbers. ...

Proctor Lake. ...

Lake Conroe. ...

Granger Lake. ...

Sam Rayburn Reservoir.

Hope that helps you some. Some of those lakes may be closer to you and your son in law than Sam Rayburn Reservoir is. I guess that you could use Mapquest and find out which ones are closet to you.[/quote

]Conroe is closer
but doesn't compare with Rayburn
dunno bout Proctor and Granger
but you left out one of the best lakes

Lake Fork
You looking for another crappie hole closer to hom... (show quote)


Fish that are found in Lake Fork.
Largemouth bass
White & black crappie
Channel catfish
White bass
Sunfish

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Jun 19, 2019 18:41:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
How far away is Lake Livingston? Have you ever fished there?


dunno and no

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Jun 19, 2019 18:44:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Fish that are found in Lake Fork.
Largemouth bass
White & black crappie
Channel catfish
White bass
Sunfish


I know all about Fork
had a place there for twenty years
sold out when I sold our home and moved here
caught my biggest there 11,5

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Jun 19, 2019 18:46:19   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I know all about Fork
had a place there for twenty years
sold out when I sold our home and moved here
caught my biggest there 11,5


That's a pretty big largemouth bass for sure.

Did you own a boat on Lake Fork? Now far is Lake Fork from where you live?

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