The Sgt Major and Slatten
Jun 16, 2019 09:10:57 #
Slatten's wife,the Sgt Major, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products,the Sgt Major asks Slatten - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully,Slat replied...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Slat his reward, he stops her by saying: "WHOA, hold on there sweetie...
I haven't added them up yet!"
P.S - Please let me know if you've seen him, I'm very worried.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products,the Sgt Major asks Slatten - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully,Slat replied...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Slat his reward, he stops her by saying: "WHOA, hold on there sweetie...
I haven't added them up yet!"
P.S - Please let me know if you've seen him, I'm very worried.
Jun 16, 2019 09:28:09 #
badbobby wrote:
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I see that you are up early today I was going to post with Slats as you have already done. Good job badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Jun 16, 2019 10:49:42 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
badbobby wrote:
Slatten's wife,the Sgt Major, refusing to give in ... (show quote)
If he's smart he went fishing in a far off country till she cools off
Jun 16, 2019 11:07:18 #
badbobby wrote:
Slatten's wife,the Sgt Major, refusing to give in ... (show quote)
We had all better worry.
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