T***h, Wisdom, Jest & Humor
By David Jolly - June 10, 2019
All of us are constantly bombarded with emails from family, friends, acquaintances, news, businesses and spammers. I receive about 200 emails a day, which means that there are a number of them I automatically delete and others I give a casual glance before deleting.
I’m sure you all have received emails with funny stories and images, some political and some just plain funny. Then there are those that are meant in jest, but carry some t***h and wisdom in that jest.
I normally delete most of these, but here are some that I have kept and just had to share with all of you. Whether the quotes are real or not, I’m sure you will enjoy them.
Oh yea, I found one quote attributed to Clint Eastwood, and whether he really said it or not, I love this quote on gun control:
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Amen to that!
Another quote attributed to Eastwood is:
If you could reason with a democrat, there wouldn’t be any Democrats.
Here is one from an email that I thought was great and should put every entertainer and professional athlete with a big ego, in their place:
Something to Ponder
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance…
I’ve needed a Doctor..
I’ve needed a Teacher..
I NEED farmers every day..
I have NEEDED an auto mechanic, a plumber, a house painter and a lot of other everyday people.
But I have NEVER, not even once, NEEDED a pro athlete, a media personality, or a Hollywood entertainer for ANYTHING!
I have no idea who said this, but it was also from an email:
On November 18, 1990 the 101st Congress QUIETLY repealed the McCarren Warner Act of 1952 forbidding ‘muslims’ from holding office; members of that congress were Dick Cheney, John McCain, Joe Biden, Al Gore, John Kerry, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer & Nancy Pelosi……see the agenda?
One email graphic showed a picture of Donald Trump with the following statement:
I trust a Billionaire that became a Politician a Hell of a lot more than I trust Politicians that became Billionaires by being Politicians
Then there are some that use logic to support their satire, like:
Trump should have the wall built and then fine the people who don’t like it $800 each. You know like Obama did with Obamacare
bahmer wrote:
T***h, Wisdom, Jest & Humor
By David Jolly - June 10, 2019
All of us are constantly bombarded with emails from family, friends, acquaintances, news, businesses and spammers. I receive about 200 emails a day, which means that there are a number of them I automatically delete and others I give a casual glance before deleting.
I’m sure you all have received emails with funny stories and images, some political and some just plain funny. Then there are those that are meant in jest, but carry some t***h and wisdom in that jest.
I normally delete most of these, but here are some that I have kept and just had to share with all of you. Whether the quotes are real or not, I’m sure you will enjoy them.
Oh yea, I found one quote attributed to Clint Eastwood, and whether he really said it or not, I love this quote on gun control:
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Amen to that!
Another quote attributed to Eastwood is:
If you could reason with a democrat, there wouldn’t be any Democrats.
Here is one from an email that I thought was great and should put every entertainer and professional athlete with a big ego, in their place:
Something to Ponder
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance…
I’ve needed a Doctor..
I’ve needed a Teacher..
I NEED farmers every day..
I have NEEDED an auto mechanic, a plumber, a house painter and a lot of other everyday people.
But I have NEVER, not even once, NEEDED a pro athlete, a media personality, or a Hollywood entertainer for ANYTHING!
I have no idea who said this, but it was also from an email:
On November 18, 1990 the 101st Congress QUIETLY repealed the McCarren Warner Act of 1952 forbidding ‘muslims’ from holding office; members of that congress were Dick Cheney, John McCain, Joe Biden, Al Gore, John Kerry, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer & Nancy Pelosi……see the agenda?
One email graphic showed a picture of Donald Trump with the following statement:
I trust a Billionaire that became a Politician a Hell of a lot more than I trust Politicians that became Billionaires by being Politicians
Then there are some that use logic to support their satire, like:
Trump should have the wall built and then fine the people who don’t like it $800 each. You know like Obama did with Obamacare
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Love it!!!..Amen and Amen to that..Thanks Bahmer!!
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