bahmer

Peewee heard about this amazing new weight loss company, all his friends tell him there's nothing like it for losing a quick 5 pound. Peewee calls the company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old woman dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, Peewee takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, Peewee finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, Peewee weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

Peewee calls the company and orders their 5-day/10 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, Peewee's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and Peewee does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when Peewee weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 lbs as promised. Peewee decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program." Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," Peewee replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "If I catch you, you are mine."

Big dog

I bet he lost Plenty of weight, FAST

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm sure Peewee will have a critical remark on this subject

bahmer

Amen and Amen

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

You're getting better Bahm. That was almost up to BB's low standards. That joke was old when I was in the Air Force. I hardly ever hear a really good new one. That's what I get for being surrounded by ugly macho hairy legged devils all my life. If I'd never heard it before I would have given it a 10.

bggamers Loc: georgia

badbobby Loc: texas

"Low standards"


I'll have you know I only steal from highly moral jokesters

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

I guess if it's only a one-hand five-fingered discount, makes it okay.