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May 28, 2014 08:22:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Police were called to an apartment and found a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes", said the woman.
"Did you it him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman then began to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?" asked an officer.
The woman replied, "I don't know...five, six, maybe seven times...just put me down for a five."
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes", said the woman.
"Did you it him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman then began to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?" asked an officer.
The woman replied, "I don't know...five, six, maybe seven times...just put me down for a five."
May 28, 2014 08:26:31 #
May 28, 2014 12:05:11 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Police were called to an apartment and found a wom... (show quote)
That's good. 5 times leaves the door open for a "natural causes" death. 6 or more would be murder.
May 28, 2014 13:49:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
That's good. 5 times leaves the door open for a "natural causes" death. 6 or more would be murder.
Is there any particular reason for your having insight into these type situations? :-D
May 28, 2014 13:53:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is there any particular reason for your having insight into these type situations? :-D
Wishful thinking, or life experience? :lol:
May 28, 2014 13:58:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Old_Gringo wrote:
Wishful thinking, or life experience? :lol:
What are the odds of Doc and/or his wife being golfers? :lol:
He is treading dangerous waters, methinks. :wink:
May 28, 2014 15:11:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
What are the odds of Doc and/or his wife being golfers? :lol:
He is treading dangerous waters, methinks. :wink:
He is treading dangerous waters, methinks. :wink:
No comment. I am at a loss for words. :lol:
May 28, 2014 15:43:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
Police were called to an apartment and found a wom... (show quote)
I could not forward this fast enough to UncleE and his golfing friends. I sincerely hope he was not still in his meeting when it came into his cell phone! :!: :!: :P
May 28, 2014 16:56:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I could not forward this fast enough to UncleE and his golfing friends. I sincerely hope he was not still in his meeting when it came into his cell phone! :!: :!: :P
Perhaps he needs to check his bag in making sure all his irons are accounted for? :wink:
May 29, 2014 03:30:05 #
Love it! Very funny. At one time I had at least fifty good golf jokes at the ready. Never heard this one. Thank you.
May 29, 2014 10:05:46 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Perhaps he needs to check his bag in making sure all his irons are accounted for? :wink:
Remember, strike while the irons hot. That confuses the coroner.
May 29, 2014 13:03:27 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
lpnmajor wrote:
Remember, strike while the irons hot. That confuses the coroner.
I'm not a guffer but I thought the woods were the heavy ones, aren't they the drivers and the irons for shorter distances
May 29, 2014 14:25:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alex wrote:
I'm not a guffer but I thought the woods were the heavy ones, aren't they the drivers and the irons for shorter distances
Yes, you are correct. But, the irons are easier to maneuver in making the 'shots' one is trying to make, i.e., in this case...body shots or head shots. :shock:
They also have a sharper edge to them.
May 29, 2014 14:31:16 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, you are correct. But, the irons are easier to maneuver in making the 'shots' one is trying to make, i.e., in this case...body shots or head shots. :shock:
They also have a sharper edge to them.
They also have a sharper edge to them.
ahso!
May 29, 2014 23:16:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, you are correct. But, the irons are easier to maneuver in making the 'shots' one is trying to make, i.e., in this case...body shots or head shots. :shock:
They also have a sharper edge to them.
They also have a sharper edge to them.
Which is preferable for "body shots or head shots"! :x :-D :mrgreen:
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