crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE


A guy wakes up one morning with a pimple on his penis. He’s concerned about it so he goes to a physician to get it checked. The physician says to him, we got to cut it off.

The guy is distraught, so he goes to another physician who tells him the same thing. Then another who does the same.

The guy is really distraught and goes to his local bar that evening. He’s sitting there when a fried comes in and sits on the stool next to him and says, “He Joe! Why are you looking so down?” Joe tells him the story and adds, “I’m a young guy. I can’t do without my penis.” The guy tells him to try a Chinese physician, they’re usually pretty good with diseases of the sex organs.

So he looks for a physician with a Chinese name and goes to see him. The physician does an examination and some tests and the guy’s in panic mode. He says, “What is it, Doc? Do you have to cut it off?” The doctor says, “Oh, no cuttee off. Do nothing, wait thlee days, fall off!”

bggamers Loc: georgia

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Good joke, but it kind'a peters off at the end.

bggamers Loc: georgia

good one

Armageddun Loc: The show me state