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Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
May 29, 2019 00:06:33   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."

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May 29, 2019 00:39:43   #
debeda
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (show quote)


OMG

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May 29, 2019 01:25:22   #
Ricktloml
 
[quote=Oldsailor65]Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."[/quote

Oh brother, that one kind of stinks...and so does my comment, whoo

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May 29, 2019 05:43:39   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (show quote)


You really caught me off guard there....good one....a keeper.

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May 29, 2019 05:59:25   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (show quote)


HA

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May 30, 2019 10:30:37   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (show quote)
Boy, you try to do what the wife tells you and you still come out the bad guy!

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May 30, 2019 14:47:26   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......

DNA

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (show quote)


Good one there Salty thanks for the laughs.

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