Brian Devon

10 Reasons why "Operation American Spring" was a bust:


1. 4,253,203 people thought that clicking "will attend" on the Facebook event counts as physically attending the actual event.

2. 672,186 people stayed home because spring is allergy season and they have a severe drone attack allergy.

3. The event organizers were counting on 666,666 liberals to attend the event to mock the participants of the rally. Unfortunately, modern technology has given liberals the flexibility of mocking them from home.

4. President Obama, Joe Biden, Eric Holder, John Boehner, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Mitch McConnell all said they couldn't come to the rally because they had to wash their hair.

5. 129,672 people couldn't decide between attending the event in Washington D.C. or Nevada, so they stayed at home watching "Duck Dynasty"

6. 398,810 people suspected that a rally, where they had to show up unarmed, is just a sneaky Obama trick to get them out of their houses and quietly confiscate their guns while they're out.

7. 1,599,582 people were truly planning to come out and bravely face the wrath of Predator drones and ruthless jack-booted thugs defending Obama's tyranny, but stayed home because it was raining on the morning of the rally.

8. 2,122,613 people estimated the traffic caused by 10 million patriots driving into Washington on the same day would be dreadful. (Patriots don't use mass t***sit because it is socialist), and no one would notice if they didn't go.

9. 157,024 people were recovering from an apoplectic heart attack caused by the realization that Barack Obama is STILL president!!!

10. 138 Tea Party patriots actually had a job to go to on that Friday.

The big question now, is when will the patriots hold "Operation American Summer"?

10s of people are holding their breath!!!

mkewlkez

Serves those dopes right. All mouth, no brain, and obviously no balls either.

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

hey brian, you finally put up a post!! what you must realize iz that there is no rally worth the effort unless the effort is going to be effective...which of course, will take much more than a rally. that day iz coming. not sure when, but the stupid 'silent majority' will wake up, just like this country did just after 'pearl harbor'

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Great post Brian. :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :thumbup:

jaydee

I really don't like your politics. But I gotta tell you that was very good rebuttal coming from a lib. Funny.

Brian Devon

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Thank you Alicia. Hope you are enjoying your long weekend.
:-) :-) :-)

Patty

I am appalled at the people who openly cheer the suppression of the people trying to peaceful protest and exercise their right to address their government.
Even all live feeds of the event were cut off by the government and the left cheers the dismantling of the first amendment on top of it.
How can people be so afraid that they will cheer for their freedom being taken away and returned to s***ery as they so openly condemn s***ery of the past.
It is illogical.
http://tellmenow.com/2014/05/why-did-fema-stop-the-american-spring-protests/

Patty

Liberals ..... No problem

Conservatives .......No way.
Your next liberals.

Brian Devon

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Patty,

These failed Tea Party type rallies, failed birther projects, failing B******i witch hunts, speak volumes about America's disdain for sore losers who cannot accept the results of the b****t box.

Our president will complete his term. There is not going to be an impeachment conviction, goober i**********n/ citizens arrest of anybody. These folks need to go back to back to hunting for nickels, in litter boxes, with their metal detectors. The country just gives a collective yawn when these dumb gooberville rallies are organized.

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

how many muslims have you sucked on today? i can hear ya all the way in georgia...your philosophy deserves retribution.

Patty

Fema was sent to stop this rally and that is unexceptable. Yes Obama will stay in office Im sure. and continue to try to take everyone rights away. The conservatives are far less violent than the liberals and it will end when the unsustainable freebies stop flowing. No argument here. I don't want to hear their whining that no one told us bs when it happens.

Patty

That made absolutely no sense. Have you started a bit early today with the holiday weekend?

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

honey, i started in the early 70's. wouldn't change a thing.

Patty

Wow that's impressive. I bet your liver looks like swiss cheese.

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

my liver iz just fine. its my horns that i'm worried about.