I just applied for a government grant to study the effect of short shorts on middle aged men.
Have you got an opening for a research assistant? I'm willing to do the field work! Wait...are you going to put the short shorts on middle aged men? Yeah, never mind.
Back in the day while I was at K Mart I was almost stampeded when they announced their blue light special was in the women's under garments section where they were half off.
Back in the day while I was at K Mart I was almost stampeded when they announced their blue light special was in the women's under garments section where they were half off.
I hear they charge an arm.& Leg for jeans with holes & tears in them. It's i***tic.