badbobby Loc: texas

Archie awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed.

He immediately called 911, gave his address, to report the prowlers and possible burglary.

The operator at the other end said: "Are they in your house?"

Arch said they were not, only in his storage shed in back of the house.

The operator said there were no cars available at that time.



Arch thanked the operator, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and called again.

"I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well, you do not have to worry, as I just shot them all dead!"

Within seconds there were three police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene.

After capturing the prowlers red-handed, the policeman asked Archie, "I thought you said you had shot them all!"

Arch answered, "I thought you said there were no police available!"

bahmer

Ain't that the t***h.

4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

Archie is Awesome !

debeda

That's EXCELLENT!!!!!!!

badbobby Loc: texas

Arch is handy with that shot gun
and Arch is handy with the telephone

bahmer

I guess that Arch is just handy is all.

badbobby Loc: texas

of course he is
Archie is a Texican

bahmer

Sort of like you are as a fisherman, right?

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I learnt that trick from my wife!
Had it pulled on me a time, or two.

badbobby Loc: texas

you're a better man than most Arch

Guess I was caught a time or two also
dad burn wives are pretty good at such things