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Apr 29, 2019 07:03:12   #
Big dog
 
1ProudAmerican wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WH**EVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL V**E FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, l*****ts, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest e******n process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you h**e guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and i*****l a***ns.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our f**g.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT br br THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-P... (show quote)


Damn, that’s good.

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Apr 29, 2019 07:11:40   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
1ProudAmerican wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WH**EVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL V**E FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, l*****ts, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest e******n process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you h**e guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and i*****l a***ns.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our f**g.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT br br THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-P... (show quote)


Like his style~~

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Apr 29, 2019 07:38:02   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
You have a lot of company! Let's add all the snowflakes and their liberal professors (most of whom have never worked a real job.)

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Apr 29, 2019 09:37:44   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Kevyn wrote:
Most of the folks that buy this dribble will be pushing up daisies within a few years so who cares?


We’re going to live to b 150 just to piss u off and suck up our social security!

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Apr 29, 2019 11:14:47   #
TrueAmerican
 
1ProudAmerican wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WH**EVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL V**E FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, l*****ts, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest e******n process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you h**e guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and i*****l a***ns.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our f**g.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT br br THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-P... (show quote)


I'll sign the divorce decree to separate from the demoncRATic party policies for sure !!!!!!

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Apr 29, 2019 12:34:04   #
jeff smith
 
Richard Rowland wrote:
Wasn't the divorce angle tried in the 1860s?


rather a bad example . the "civil war ". this was about r****t s***e holders and the people supporting the freedom of ALL people . and yes we still have quite a ways to go .

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Apr 29, 2019 12:55:28   #
Big dog
 
jeff smith wrote:
rather a bad example . the "civil war ". this was about r****t s***e holders and the people supporting the freedom of ALL people . and yes we still have quite a ways to go .


Give them the west coast to the Rockies. We keep the rest.

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Apr 29, 2019 14:18:35   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
Big dog wrote:
Give them the west coast to the Rockies. We keep the rest.


Since we're making the deal, take Washington St.too

Don't give them total control of the Columbia River.

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Apr 29, 2019 17:50:25   #
tactful Loc: just North of the District of LMAO
 
jeff smith wrote:
rather a bad example . the "civil war ". this was about r****t s***e holders and the people supporting the freedom of ALL people . and yes we still have quite a ways to go .


indeed - bad example- the conflict war most were taught in grade school it was about s***es or r****m.
most were in fact all about freedom in a large scope,however there is and was a shady side too,a road less traveled if you will. the north wanted to impose restrictions and taxes on the south to pay their fair share and reap some of the profits,this was an underlying reason for cause and effect.
does anyone think Gone win the wind was fiction? much these days can nearly but; hopefully not actually relate[ were not going after brothers yet].the same noble errors can be attributed to some things( hello money),most notably the H**e seen throughout this country,often raising its ugly head right here in so much as the rewarding support and love that is so often shown on a daily basis. while other times folks try to have real time discussions have been noticed. carry on with divorce 🤔 looks like teen spirit most time.all know it isn't. we all have miles yet to go.
'sunset alert' 😊

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Apr 29, 2019 17:54:50   #
Richard Rowland
 
jeff smith wrote:
rather a bad example . the "civil war ". this was about r****t s***e holders and the people supporting the freedom of ALL people . and yes we still have quite a ways to go .


The example is excellent, the circumstances weren't so good.

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Apr 29, 2019 20:35:18   #
tactful Loc: just North of the District of LMAO
 
Richard Rowland wrote:
The example is excellent, the circumstances weren't so good.


Fair assessment
agreed.
Not sure on excellent example.

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Apr 29, 2019 20:59:55   #
Carol Kelly
 
okie don wrote:
A lot of these folks named are out in California.
Fruit and nut country


We can live without their fruit and nuts. I’ll be packing my bag. We can ALL live happily ever after. He’ll make a fine attorney.

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Apr 29, 2019 21:01:48   #
Carol Kelly
 
tactful wrote:
indeed - bad example- the conflict war most were taught in grade school it was about s***es or r****m.
most were in fact all about freedom in a large scope,however there is and was a shady side too,a road less traveled if you will. the north wanted to impose restrictions and taxes on the south to pay their fair share and reap some of the profits,this was an underlying reason for cause and effect.
does anyone think Gone win the wind was fiction? much these days can nearly but; hopefully not actually relate[ were not going after brothers yet].the same noble errors can be attributed to some things( hello money),most notably the H**e seen throughout this country,often raising its ugly head right here in so much as the rewarding support and love that is so often shown on a daily basis. while other times folks try to have real time discussions have been noticed. carry on with divorce 🤔 looks like teen spirit most time.all know it isn't. we all have miles yet to go.
'sunset alert' 😊
indeed - bad example- the conflict war most were ... (show quote)


I loved what you wrote. Full of t***h.

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Apr 29, 2019 21:32:52   #
Seth
 
1ProudAmerican wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WH**EVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL V**E FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, l*****ts, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest e******n process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you h**e guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and i*****l a***ns.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our f**g.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT br br THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-P... (show quote)


Well said!

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Apr 29, 2019 21:42:27   #
Richard Rowland
 
tactful wrote:
Fair assessment
agreed.
Not sure on excellent example.


Well, tactful, the post, as I recall, is suggesting the country be divided up between us and them. Sorry to say, wasn't that the objective of the Civil War?

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