I just saw this. Call me a liar.
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
She does have certain gay qualities...
Certainly loves my funbits
Don't understand her liking for C****a...
Not a lot of taste...
My dad drinks it too... At the tennis courts...
I wonder about Mrs. Bunker sometimes. She wears my shirts, jackets, and caps sometimes.
Doesn't like C****a, and loves sauerkraut.
She's strange....
archie bunker wrote:
I just cut up a lime, and opened one!
Damn rain chased me in from mowing.
I'll bet that just broke your heart.
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I'll bet that just broke your heart.
It kinda did! I was on a roll!
archie bunker wrote:
I was just at the grocery store, several people back in line where I observed an obviously Muslim gal watching the checker sack up groceries. Well, then she followed the elderly woman who bought them out with the old lady pushing her own cart, and brought the cart back in. This happened one other time while I was there, and I watched the person put their own stuff in their car in the parking lot.
I had to fight off 3 teenagers in order to carry my 3 sacks, and 6 pack of beer by myself.
WTF??
OK.......Let the fur fly! I'll be outside.
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You call yourself a Texan and buy beer in six packs? That’s not enough to tide over the walk across the parking lot.
archie bunker wrote:
Nope. I like lime with some beers, Pewee. Call me a homo, but, it is what it is!
I think Tecate and C****a is the same beer with different labels.
You are a hoot mi amigo, way kool!
archie bunker wrote:
I wonder about Mrs. Bunker sometimes. She wears my shirts, jackets, and caps sometimes.
Doesn't like C****a, and loves sauerkraut.
She's strange....
We are different sizes...
She shops in the kids section when we visit Canada
Who doesn't love sauerkraut
archie bunker wrote:
Nope. I like lime with some beers, Pewee. Call me a homo, but, it is what it is!
Nectar of the gods. Slainte mhath!
Kevyn wrote:
You call yourself a Texan and buy beer in six packs? That’s not enough to tide over the walk across the parking lot.
It's enough to run down trolls and hang em on the fence by the back of their underwear.
slatten49 wrote:
Did you ever try Pearl or Pearl Light
You needed a lime to give either any flavor/taste.
They both still fell short.
I think they stopped brewing Pearl.
Pearl, Jax, and Falstaff, ugh. Too many brands now to even try and keep up.
I haven't teased Arch in a while. Didn't want him to feel left out.
Call me a light in the loafers, but I like the grass barber.
I even like lime with that brand of brewski.
archie bunker wrote:
I wonder about Mrs. Bunker sometimes. She wears my shirts, jackets, and caps sometimes.
Doesn't like C****a, and loves sauerkraut.
She's strange....
She just likes the smell of her real manly man.
Old Spice, Vitalis, sweat, grass, leather, and a whiff of the barn.
Does she have a sister?
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
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True story
Once when we we were kids, Mom made sauerkraut and weenies for supper, and us kids didn't like it, and wouldn't eat it.
Went to bed without supper, and woke up to the same thing for breakfast.
We prolly would have starved to death had we not had lunch at school.
My mother in law is German, and makes her own from scratch, so don't go thinking that my disgust for that rape of cabbage is in my head. I've tried. Uulllp! Can't stand it!
Cabbage should be fried in bacon grease!
Peewee wrote:
She just likes the smell of her real manly man.
Old Spice, Vitalis, sweat, grass, leather, and a whiff of the barn.
Does she have a sister?
She must be c***ting on me!
I only use wh**ever shampoo for this week that is on the left, and Dial soap.
I just realized that because of the way I love women, and the things I like to do with them, this all means I must be a lesbian!
What kind of beer do you recommend?
dtucker300 wrote:
I just realized that because of the way I love women, and the things I like to do with them, this all means I must be a lesbian!
What kind of beer do you recommend?
I understand that Stella Artois is the choice of the more discerning lesbians everywhere. Just goes to show that sagacious and salacious need not be mutually exclusive.
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