know this is old and it's late.but happy Easter
Apr 24, 2019 15:09:16 #
A man is driving along a
> highway and sees a rabbit
>
> jump out across the
> middle of the road.
>
> He swerves to avoid
> hitting it, but unfortunately the
>
> rabbit jumps right in
> front of the car.
>
> The
> driver, a sensitive man as well as an
> animal
>
> lover, pulls over and
> gets out to see
> what has become of the
> rabbit.
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit
> is
>
> the
> Easter
> Bunny, and he is
> DEAD
> .
>
> The
> driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
> highway
> sees a man crying on the side of the
> road
> and pulls
> over.
>
> She steps
> out of the car and asks the man
> what's
> wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible," ! he explains,
> "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with
> my car and K**LED
> HIM."
>
> The
> blonde says,"Don't worry."
>
> She runs to her car and
> pulls out a spray can.
> She walks over to the
> limp, dead Easter Bunny,
> bends down, and
> sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the
road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and
demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
> Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!!
> highway and sees a rabbit
>
> jump out across the
> middle of the road.
>
> He swerves to avoid
> hitting it, but unfortunately the
>
> rabbit jumps right in
> front of the car.
>
> The
> driver, a sensitive man as well as an
> animal
>
> lover, pulls over and
> gets out to see
> what has become of the
> rabbit.
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit
> is
>
> the
> Easter
> Bunny, and he is
> DEAD
> .
>
> The
> driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
> highway
> sees a man crying on the side of the
> road
> and pulls
> over.
>
> She steps
> out of the car and asks the man
> what's
> wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible," ! he explains,
> "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with
> my car and K**LED
> HIM."
>
> The
> blonde says,"Don't worry."
>
> She runs to her car and
> pulls out a spray can.
> She walks over to the
> limp, dead Easter Bunny,
> bends down, and
> sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the
road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and
demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
> Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!!
Apr 24, 2019 16:15:04 #
Apr 24, 2019 16:23:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
okie don wrote:
BB
Surely you can do better than this.
Lol 😁
Surely you can do better than this.
Lol 😁
Sadly, no, he can't. 
He's a durn Squid.
Apr 24, 2019 18:05:45 #
badbobby wrote:
A man is driving along a br br > highway and s... (show quote)
It is never too late to say Happy Easter....to me it means Jesus has risen from the dead !!! That reminder has no expiration date !! Thank you for the laugh....sometimes those that appear to be the least capable among us ...are more insightful than we are!!
Apr 24, 2019 20:22:02 #
AHO-C wrote:
It is never too late to say Happy Easter....to me it means Jesus has risen from the dead !!! That reminder has no expiration date !! Thank you for the laugh....sometimes those that appear to be the least capable among us ...are more insightful than we are!!
wow
brand new OPPer
callin me least capable
welcome to OPP AHO
Apr 24, 2019 20:22:39 #
badbobby wrote:
wow
brand new OPPer
callin me least capable
but thanks for takin up for me
welcome to OPP AHO
brand new OPPer
callin me least capable
but thanks for takin up for me
welcome to OPP AHO
oops fergot to hit edit there
Apr 24, 2019 21:07:23 #
badbobby wrote:
wow
brand new OPPer
callin me least capable
welcome to OPP AHO
brand new OPPer
callin me least capable
welcome to OPP AHO
I was actually referring to the blonde in your joke...but it came out hilarious the way you interpreted it. Thanks for the inadvertent 'heads up!' .....I'll keep my keyboard fine tuned and maintain my wits ( well at least half of them) at all times....do you mind if I call you Badbobo!
PS-Even if you do I'll probably still do it .
Apr 25, 2019 11:06:45 #
AHO-C wrote:
I was actually referring to the blonde in your joke...but it came out hilarious the way you interpreted it. Thanks for the inadvertent 'heads up!' .....I'll keep my keyboard fine tuned and maintain my wits ( well at least half of them) at all times....do you mind if I call you Badbobo!
PS-Even if you do I'll probably still do it .
PS-Even if you do I'll probably still do it .
been called a lot worse
Apr 25, 2019 14:12:20 #
badbobby wrote:
A man is driving along a br br > highway and s... (show quote)
You're right I shouldn't have stayed to the end BUT I just couldn't help myself --- HAPPY EASTER YOURSELF !!!!!!
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