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Apologies to you Scots...
Apr 19, 2019 09:35:51   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Apologies to you Scots...

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,
the call went out around the world.
Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace
for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery
procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was
more than happy to donate his blood.

After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card
and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that theArab did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him:

"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW,
diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and
a crappy box of chocolates?"

To this the Arab replied:

"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.

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Apr 19, 2019 09:37:27   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, CO
 

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Apr 19, 2019 11:04:06   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Apologies to you Scots...

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,
the call went out around the world.
Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace
for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery
procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was
more than happy to donate his blood.

After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card
and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that theArab did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him:

"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW,
diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and
a crappy box of chocolates?"

To this the Arab replied:

"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.
Apologies to you Scots... br br An Arab Sheikh wa... (show quote)


Chuckles

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Apr 20, 2019 07:37:11   #
Highlander66 Loc: Illinois
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Apologies to you Scots...

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,
the call went out around the world.
Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace
for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery
procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was
more than happy to donate his blood.

After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card
and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that theArab did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him:

"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW,
diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and
a crappy box of chocolates?"

To this the Arab replied:

"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.
Apologies to you Scots... br br An Arab Sheikh wa... (show quote)


As a Scotsman, I deeply appreciate this one. Very nice!😆

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Apr 20, 2019 18:49:50   #
debeda
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Apologies to you Scots...

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,
the call went out around the world.
Finally, a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace
for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery
procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was
more than happy to donate his blood.

After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card
and a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that theArab did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him:

"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW,
diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and
a crappy box of chocolates?"

To this the Arab replied:

"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins.
Apologies to you Scots... br br An Arab Sheikh wa... (show quote)



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