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Apr 11, 2019 12:24:29   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'

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Apr 11, 2019 13:14:39   #
MarvinSussman
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


This "joke" was moronic.

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Apr 11, 2019 13:18:17   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
MarvinSussman wrote:
This "joke" was moronic.

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Apr 11, 2019 13:42:21   #
Carol Kelly
 
MarvinSussman wrote:
This "joke" was moronic.


This joke was so true. Check out Finland, Bernie’s model.

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Apr 11, 2019 13:43:16   #
jeff smith
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)

EXCELENT !

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Apr 11, 2019 13:55:43   #
Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, CO
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


Good 1 sailor....I LMAO~

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Apr 11, 2019 14:01:52   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


What a smart little boy!!!!

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Apr 11, 2019 14:03:46   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


You are on top of your game!

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Apr 11, 2019 22:22:46   #
debeda
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


Lololololhahahaha Good one

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Apr 12, 2019 06:57:19   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


Excellent

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Apr 12, 2019 09:25:52   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
T***h by Johnny! Prayerfully our children’s children will follow suit! And then teach their parents😜

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Apr 12, 2019 10:39:04   #
TrueAmerican
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bernie Sanders Fan ?

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an i***t, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'
Bernie Sanders Fan ? br br A teacher asked her c... (show quote)


Twist to an old joke but apropro !!!!!!

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Apr 12, 2019 11:09:45   #
waltmoreno
 
MarvinSussman wrote:
This "joke" was moronic.


Ok. Then I'll try a riddle about morons. Even if it's wholly unrelated to the topic.
Riddle: Two morons are on top the roof of a tall building. A big moron and a little moron. Which one falls off?
Answer: The big one. Because the other one was a little more on.

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Apr 12, 2019 11:29:07   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
waltmoreno wrote:
Ok. Then I'll try a riddle about morons. Even if it's wholly unrelated to the topic.
Riddle: Two morons are on top the roof of a tall building. A big moron and a little moron. Which one falls off?
Answer: The big one. Because the other one was a little more on.

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Apr 12, 2019 11:33:33   #
Big dog
 
waltmoreno wrote:
Ok. Then I'll try a riddle about morons. Even if it's wholly unrelated to the topic.
Riddle: Two morons are on top the roof of a tall building. A big moron and a little moron. Which one falls off?
Answer: The big one. Because the other one was a little more on.


That joke is so bad that I refuse to respond.

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