The Bravest Soldier
Mar 26, 2019 15:03:03 #
The Bravest Soldier
During WW2, three generals were arguing who had the bravest soldiers.
The British general Peewee called one of his men over.
“Private! See that N**i tank in the minefield there? Go destroy it.”
“Yes, Sir!” The soldier replied and started running. He ran across the unmarked minefield until within range of the tank with his anti-tank weapon, took aim and fired, destroying the tank all the while under heavy fire from the enemy trenches.
“See, British soldiers are the bravest.”
“That’s nothing” said the Russian General Canuckus Deploracus “Comrade! See that enemy soldier manning that machine gun there? Run across the mines into the trenches and k**l him with a knife.”
“Da, Comrade General!” The Russian soldier bravely charges across the minefield under heavy fire, jumped into the trenches fought his way through many enemy soldier then being shot many times from the machine gun nest before reaching that soldier and slicing his throat after a bloody brawl. He makes it out and crumples to the floor, dead from his many wounds.
“Nobody more brave than Russian soldier.” Laughs the Russian general Canuckus Deploracus.
The American general Slatten, unimpressed said “Let me show you all what real courage is.”
He calls one of his men over badbobby.
“Private! See that enemy command post over there? I want you to run naked across the minefields, fight your way through the trenches, go to the command post and k**l the commanding officer bare handed!”
Without hesitation, the American soldier badbobby salutes and says “No disrespect, General, but go jump off a cliff!"
“See? Now THAT takes some real guts! says Slatten”
During WW2, three generals were arguing who had the bravest soldiers.
The British general Peewee called one of his men over.
“Private! See that N**i tank in the minefield there? Go destroy it.”
“Yes, Sir!” The soldier replied and started running. He ran across the unmarked minefield until within range of the tank with his anti-tank weapon, took aim and fired, destroying the tank all the while under heavy fire from the enemy trenches.
“See, British soldiers are the bravest.”
“That’s nothing” said the Russian General Canuckus Deploracus “Comrade! See that enemy soldier manning that machine gun there? Run across the mines into the trenches and k**l him with a knife.”
“Da, Comrade General!” The Russian soldier bravely charges across the minefield under heavy fire, jumped into the trenches fought his way through many enemy soldier then being shot many times from the machine gun nest before reaching that soldier and slicing his throat after a bloody brawl. He makes it out and crumples to the floor, dead from his many wounds.
“Nobody more brave than Russian soldier.” Laughs the Russian general Canuckus Deploracus.
The American general Slatten, unimpressed said “Let me show you all what real courage is.”
He calls one of his men over badbobby.
“Private! See that enemy command post over there? I want you to run naked across the minefields, fight your way through the trenches, go to the command post and k**l the commanding officer bare handed!”
Without hesitation, the American soldier badbobby salutes and says “No disrespect, General, but go jump off a cliff!"
“See? Now THAT takes some real guts! says Slatten”
Mar 26, 2019 17:08:04 #
Mar 26, 2019 17:25:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
The Bravest Soldier br br During WW2, three gener... (show quote)
Being a Squid out'ta water, it is not surprising BadBobby wasn't up to the task.
BB should'a been ordered to walk the plank
Mar 26, 2019 22:58:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
Being a Squid out'ta water, it is not surprising BadBobby wasn't up to the task.
BB should'a been ordered to walk the plank
BB should'a been ordered to walk the plank
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“Walking the plank” has been out of fashion for many years, now. Now, we simply keel-haul them.
Mar 26, 2019 23:12:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alabuck wrote:
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“Walking the plank” has been out of fashion for many years, now. Now, we simply keel-haul them.
“Walking the plank” has been out of fashion for many years, now. Now, we simply keel-haul them.
I like the idea of keel-hauling.
But as a Marine steeped in tradition, I say bring back 'walking the plank'...if for no other reason, just for BB...the world's oldest living Squid. 
Mar 27, 2019 04:50:16 #
bahmer wrote:
The Bravest Soldier br br During WW2, three gener... (show quote)
Just caught this gem...
It was probably the thought of Badbobby running around naked that convinced the first two soldiers to follow orders...
Mar 27, 2019 04:52:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
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I believe it was a combination o plankwalking and keelhauling that led to the creation of the great sport of water skiing...
(wanted to say waterboarding... But was afraid of the PC police
)Mar 27, 2019 11:29:54 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
bahmer wrote:
The Bravest Soldier br br During WW2, three gener... (show quote)
At least I still spoke English. Thanks, Bahm.
Mar 27, 2019 18:10:00 #
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