for Canuck
Mar 16, 2019 12:43:19 #
Q: Why did the fugitives go to Canada?
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!
Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Canadian?
A: An American
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July
Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An American not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!
Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Canadian?
A: An American
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July
Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An American not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Mar 17, 2019 06:39:21 #
Just found this gem...
Number 2 is amazingly true...
As is number 7...
The newfie joke was cruel... Too many of them are one armed.... Nova Scotians would probably throw the pins...
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby...
Love how you spelled humour with a 'u' in the last one... These were obviously copied from a Canadian site and then doctored..
Number 2 is amazingly true...
As is number 7...
The newfie joke was cruel... Too many of them are one armed.... Nova Scotians would probably throw the pins...
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby...
Love how you spelled humour with a 'u' in the last one... These were obviously copied from a Canadian site and then doctored..
Mar 17, 2019 14:49:10 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Just found this gem...
Number 2 is amazingly true...
As is number 7...
The newfie joke was cruel... Too many of them are one armed.... Nova Scotians would probably throw the pins...
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby...
Love how you spelled humour with a 'u' in the last one... These were obviously copied from a Canadian site and then doctored..
Number 2 is amazingly true...
As is number 7...
The newfie joke was cruel... Too many of them are one armed.... Nova Scotians would probably throw the pins...
Thanks for the laughs Badbobby...
Love how you spelled humour with a 'u' in the last one... These were obviously copied from a Canadian site and then doctored..
don't lay the blame at my feet
I copied the whole thing from gmail
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