AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.
Inspector :-Color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic t***smission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying …
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.

bahmer

You wouldn't be stereotyping us males would you AuntiE? I could tell the officer the color of my late wife's hair (dark brown) her eyes (brown) height (5'6") her weight at marriage (120) close to her end it was (150) and generally I knew what she was wearing. And yes I still miss her.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

UncleE can tell you my height, weight, hair and eye color; however, he could no more tell you what I had on upon leaving the house then he could give birth.

A short while ago I went south for a family event. He did not go. He walked me to the car. The event was part of a school event, hence lots of folks. I was to meet the family at the vent. They called him and asked what I had on. They figured they would search by clothing. Remember, he walked me to the car. He could not tell them anything about what I had on. He finally resorted to telling them to look for my hair, as I wore it down that day.

The joke was sent to be because I drive an Audi.

I know you still miss her terribly. :(

numenian

Very funny. Thank you.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Mrs. B. Is 5'7" tall, blond hair blue eyes, wieghs about 130...I'm guessing. (I never was very good at wieghin em on the hoof) She has a verticle scar on the inside of her left knee abott 2 1/2" long, and a horse head tatooed on her left ankle.
When she left earlier with her brother, she was wearing a blue happy face t shirt that says: Happiness is when you go away. Blue levis shorts, a blue sock, and a yellow one. And get this!! :lol: Pink New Balance sneakers, carrying a brown purse!!
Not sure what jewelery she had on.

bahmer

Oh so funny, I hope you had a great time at the vent.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

The basic answer here is you did not sort the laundry correctly and the poor dear had to go out in mismatched socks. :-o This to will be noted in the notebook. :lol: I want her pink shoes! :!:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Oh sure!! Blame it on me!! :hunf: Her logic is: One matches my shirt, and one matches my shorts. Besides, I have another pair just like these.
She has always done that. :? I'm not bragging when I say that Mrs. B. is a hoot! :lol: :lol: But pink shoes with a brown purse?? :roll:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Who else would I blame?

You married an owl. :shock: :shock: :shock:

If the purse was a nice straw purse, it would go nicely with the pink shoes.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I married the gal I love! She might be an owl!! :shock: :shock:
No wonder...
:?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

So, she is a "hoot" owl? :shock: :roll: :D