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Mar 13, 2019 20:26:37   #
Bcon (a regular here)
 
And did you marry?????????????????
Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes, cook, clean. and put the dishes away. after a few days, he came home to a clean house, and the little lady had his slippers and dinner ready. The second man married a Thai, he gave his wife the same orders as his friend who married the Greek girl. He also came home to a clean house with dinner on the table. The third man married an Italian girl from Brooklyn New York. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swellings went down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could make a sandwich, and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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Mar 13, 2019 20:54:28   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Bcon wrote:
And did you marry?????????????????
Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes, cook, clean. and put the dishes away. after a few days, he came home to a clean house, and the little lady had his slippers and dinner ready. The second man married a Thai, he gave his wife the same orders as his friend who married the Greek girl. He also came home to a clean house with dinner on the table. The third man married an Italian girl from Brooklyn New York. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swellings went down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could make a sandwich, and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
And did you marry????????????????? br Three friend... (show quote)


I married a Texas gal. She does everything I tell her to!!

In my mind........

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Mar 13, 2019 21:34:11   #
proud republican (a regular here)
 
Bcon wrote:
And did you marry?????????????????
Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes, cook, clean. and put the dishes away. after a few days, he came home to a clean house, and the little lady had his slippers and dinner ready. The second man married a Thai, he gave his wife the same orders as his friend who married the Greek girl. He also came home to a clean house with dinner on the table. The third man married an Italian girl from Brooklyn New York. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swellings went down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could make a sandwich, and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
And did you marry????????????????? br Three friend... (show quote)


Bravo to the Italian girl!!!

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Mar 13, 2019 21:58:38   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
I married a Texas gal. She does everything I tell her to!!

In my mind........


My wife is much the same...

Perfect in every way... Until I wake up...

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Mar 13, 2019 22:45:42   #
Coos Bay Tom (a regular here)
 
I'm the King of my castle !! (When she's not around)

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Mar 13, 2019 23:10:28   #
elledee
 
I married a girl from Kauai ......we have an understanding ......the other one's always in charge.... of course shes usually the other one..... must be nice to be king of the castle some of the time

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Mar 14, 2019 00:37:42   #
Coos Bay Tom (a regular here)
 
elledee wrote:
I married a girl from Kauai ......we have an understanding ......the other one's always in charge.... of course shes usually the other one..... must be nice to be king of the castle some of the time



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Mar 14, 2019 23:17:07   #
teabag09 (a regular here)
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:


I married a gal who told me from the git go she wasn't a house cleaner. At the time I was, as a bachelor. After 40 years of marriage I still do most of the cleaning partly since for the last 4 years she is incapable. Trying to take care of her I've let the house go to hell sort of, which depresses me somewhat but what the heck, I keep our clothes clean, the dishes done, food fixed. Dust? Haven't checked to see how thick it has become and am sure I'm not about to. Mike

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Mar 15, 2019 03:43:48   #
Kickaha (a regular here)
 
teabag09 wrote:
I married a gal who told me from the git go she wasn't a house cleaner. At the time I was, as a bachelor. After 40 years of marriage I still do most of the cleaning partly since for the last 4 years she is incapable. Trying to take care of her I've let the house go to hell sort of, which depresses me somewhat but what the heck, I keep our clothes clean, the dishes done, food fixed. Dust? Haven't checked to see how thick it has become and am sure I'm not about to. Mike

I'm pretty much the same, only its been 27 years of marriage. My wife has had a number of very serious health problems the last three years. I'm working on getting rid of all the dust before she comes home from the care center. This is somewhat counter to my normal treatment of dust, if it's not thick, ignore it. If it gets deep enough, plant crops. Needless to say, my wife disagrees with this approach.

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Mar 15, 2019 09:10:38   #
teabag09 (a regular here)
 
Kickaha wrote:
I'm pretty much the same, only its been 27 years of marriage. My wife has had a number of very serious health problems the last three years. I'm working on getting rid of all the dust before she comes home from the care center. This is somewhat counter to my normal treatment of dust, if it's not thick, ignore it. If it gets deep enough, plant crops. Needless to say, my wife disagrees with this approach.


LOL. Mike

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